Yeah, well me and my girlfriend Googled her tits. They're kinda floppy, lol.
My birthday was better than most I've had. When I got to work, my colleagues went all out on my cubicle. They blew up Star Wars balloons for me, put birthday center pieces on my desk, birthday signs and necklaces draping everything and then topped it off by flooding my desk with confetti that took a long time to clean off, lol. Guess that's what happens when you work for the #1 party store in America. I then left after a conference call.
Otherwise, had dinner with my family and girlfriend. Opened my presents. My girl got me a Mass Effect t-shirt and a Last of Us t-shirt. Can't wait to wear them. My brother got me headphones and my parents got me new fog lights for my Jeep. After that me and my friends went and played laser tag and then got drunk at our bar. So all in all it was really good