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Offline GmanJoe

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Died under a pile of peanuts.
« on: November 07, 2007, 11:20:00 AM »
http://www.dailypress.com/news/dp-now-peanuts.n7,0,5194416.story?coll=hr_tab01_layout

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Factory worker found dead under pile of peanuts
BY MIKE HOLTZCLAW

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6:22 AM EST, November 7, 2007

SOUTHAMPTON COUNTY

A worker at a peanut factory was found dead beneath a pile of peanuts on Tuesday afternoon.

The Southampton County Sheriff\'s Department has not yet released the name of the man, who worked at the Severn Peanut Company in Newsoms, Va.

The man\'s co-workers noticed him missing around noon on Tuesday. After searching for about two hours, they found him buried under a large pile of peanuts. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

The case is under investigation, and a spokesman for the sheriff\'s department said it was unclear how the man ended up under the pile of peanuts.
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2007, 01:55:08 PM »
Busted by some nuts.

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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2007, 02:43:42 PM »

if you told me that this was an accident I\'d tell you that you(puts glasses on) were nuts
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2007, 04:14:50 PM »
The Techno-viking! That dude is a badass

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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2007, 06:39:41 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2007, 12:53:11 AM »
I can think of worse ways to go out.
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2007, 08:53:36 PM »
I think drowning is the worst way to go

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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2007, 12:20:35 AM »
I\'m...trying not to laugh...because that\'s horrible. =\\

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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2007, 12:51:03 AM »
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I can think of worse ways to go out.


Like dying under someone elses nuts.

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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2007, 01:56:01 AM »
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Like dying under someone elses nuts.

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« Last Edit: November 09, 2007, 05:40:06 AM by Cerberus »
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

 

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