Billy Gunn was a favorite of mine as Mr. Ass but now that he has his new gimmick he just seems to be lost. He has already had 2 big pushes, and they both died out before the barely even started.
They never should have changed his gimmick IMO. His old song was the funniest piece of crap I\'ve ever heard. And it was funny as hell the way he used to come down the ramp in his little green Mr. Ass trunks with the lip marks all over them and moon(sp?) the audience.
"I\'m an ass man, duh duh. Yeah I\'m an ass man, duh duh, Yeah! I love to love em, I love to kiss em, I love to shove em, I love to stick em, I love to (something), I love to watch em, I love to flick em, and I\'m gonna kick em, cause I\'m an ass man! doo doo, Yeah! I\'m an ass man! doo doo, Yeah! I\'m an ass man, Yeah! I\'m an.... ass man! So many asses, so many times! A little tightening, can stop me on a dime! I\'m a lover, of every kind! (something something something something something) Cause I\'m an ass man! Yeah! I\'m an ass man!"