I\'d be all-knowing wise-@ss whom everyone would hate after awhile. I\'d be so proud of myself it\'d annoy the admins here and they\'d ban me.
I\'d laugh to all stupid rumours because I\'d know the truth. I wouldn\'t tell it straight, I\'d leak it out piece by piece, and torture your pity little souls!!!
I\'d control eveyrone in here, and could truly say I\'m the master of the dark universe! BHOAWHAWHAW...