There was this kid at my school named Billy Shannon. At lunch time he would pay you a dollar if you ate a worm or a cricket or something. One time he had a big bug and he said "Brak I\'ll give you a dollar if you eat this bug!"
And I said "No thanks, I don\'t eat bugs", and he said
"How about this old jar of mayonaise?"
And I said "Well I guess I\'ll eat that bug for a whole jar of mayonaise, sure!" So I ate the bug and the mayonaise and then I threw up. Boy, that was about the easiest jar of mayonaise I ever earned.
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