Funniest thing you\'ve ever seen

Everybody post your stories here, what\'s the funniest thing you have ever seen?? There\'s a few for me.... knowing my luck though when I remembered to post this thread I forgot most of them.

One that stands out though was a "friendly" game of backyard cricket, playing with tennis balls. My friend was batting, and I was bowling leg spin. I totally stuffed up one of my deliveries, and it went about 3 metres in the air down the drive way. He danced down the pitch to smash it, missed, and copped it fair in the rocks. I swear he was down in half a second and didn\'t get up for about half an hour. One of the funniest things I\'ve ever seen..... everyone who was watching was on the ground in tears

heheheh, cracks me up to this day

what\'s everyone elses???

The first time i saw Tom Green suck off that cow or squirt milk in his eyes, I couldnt stop laughng until my lungs, eyes, and mouth hurt.

Eric Jacob

one time me and my friend were sleding down his big ass drive way. he went down the hill...picked up speed... and went straight under his dads truck. but his big head hit the truck door and while the sled shot out the other side. he just biffed his head into the car door and i laughed at him for like an hour straight.

ah the memories

[Bobs_Hardware]

well...i cant really think of the funniest, but this one happened the other day, and it was rather amusing, plus its much funnier if the story is told in person, but ill say it anyway

on a bus home from the movies one day, we got this pschotic bus driver who was just annoying the piss out of everyone, and being a real mean bastard.  So on the way out, we decided to say something to him, just to piss him off (god we are rebels )  My first friend got off the bus and said "Grow some hair chrome dome" (real original), the next couple got off saying some raher unintersting lines.  but the one just before me stopped, looked at him and said "thanks for the trip....you f*cking c0ck sucker!"  and then continued to walk along.  I was laughing so hard i couldnt even say anything.

anyhoo...it was funny at the time

I was probably a sophomore in HS when this happened. The seniors in our school always harrass and embarass the freshman in anyway possible, it\'s like a ritual hazing. Well this one kid (can\'t remember his name) started mouthing off cause he didn\'t think the seniors could really do anything to him. So one day, one of the seniors pulled some strings with a kid working in the office and stole a blank letter and envelope of Whitko stationary. He took it up to the computer room and typed out something like this:

Dear Mr or Mrs. (whatever)

It\'s my unfortunate duty to notice you of your sons suspension, pending expulsion, effecive (whatever date). He is receiving this suspension due to an incident a week ago when he was caught masturbating in the women\'s locker room. Personally, we here at Whitko feel that your son is mentally derranged and, with your permission, would like to see him psycologically evaluated before returning to school.

Sincerely, Steve Mundy

They even had someone do an almost perfect forgery of Mr. Mundy\'s name. Then they took the letter, printed about 200 copys of it and litterally PLASTERED the school with them. They even mailed the original to the kids parents. Oh my god, the look on that kids face the next day was about the funniest thing I\'ve ever seen. I don\'t think he EVER lived that down.

Let that be a lesson to you soon-to-be freshmen out there... mind your elder classmen or you\'ll regret it.

Oh man, Ive seen some funny stuff in my time. I cant think of the funniest.

But I\'ll tell ya one anyhow.

back in year 9 me and a group of mates would throw apples and other assorted heavy fruit at another group of kids across the school grounds. It would kinda erupt into a food fight with an artillery theme. People had all kinds of tactics for getting the perfect shot, like smashing an apple on the ground a few times to soften it up so it explodes everywhere. Kinda like a fruity cluster bomb.

Anyhoo, people were throwing ****, and one of my mates wasnt really participating cos he couldnt be bothered finding ammo. But someone threw a stray apple that landed by his feet, so he pegged it back.  Now this guy was a pretty decent size, and he certainly put some curry on that apple. As it flew towards this group of people (breaking the sound barrier at the same time), everyone jumped out of the way except for one guy, who did the standard human reaction of turning around and cringing.

The apple hit him square in the back with a force that would bring down an overweight pro-wrestler who just ate a sumo.

The guy made this really weird jerking action and fell on the ground crying.

The bit that cracked me up the most was that this guy wasnt really aiming, and didnt really care about hitting anyone, he just threw it cos it landed near him.

God damn that was some funny starf. In case your wondering grads, im talking about Alex

heheheh, I was gonna go through a story about a young lad trying to get a hat off an antenna with an obscenely long stick.... but you\'d have to know the guy to get it.... how freaky, WELCOME MAXE, but I won\'t post the hat incident

hehehehe

there was another one I remember, you probably had to be there, but I\'ll tell anyway. We were at cricket, again, and at the start of one of our matches, we had to fold the pitch covers, and put them on the back of a trailor to be taken to the clubhouse. Anyhoo, it was EASILY the windiest day i\'ve ever experienced, the wind almost made you fall back if you stood up straight, like we\'re talking REALLY windy, it didn\'t help that our ground is close to the sea either....

anyway, these tarps are VERY VERY big, and very thick. About 2-3 times the thickness and weight of a standard tarpolan, and they measured about 30 metres by 30-40 m. It was big. We had to get our entire team on one side, just to stop it from blowing in the wind, and a few on the other side. Well, the smallest guy on the team went over to the other side, and was DIRECTLY opposite me facing my side. All of a sudden there was a HUGE gust of wind... and he disappeared, just vanished. The wind starting pushing us forward, as it caught the tarpolan. We were pushed about ten metres, when all of a sudden out rolls this guy from my side, the sheer wind had rolled him 30 metres under that tarpolan.. hahahahhahahhahahhahahh I\'ll never forget looking down and just seeing him roll out my side. I was laughing so hard I let go of the tarpolan.... then the others followed, and soon enough things got out of hand

hahahhah that\'s one of those moments that just doesn\'t die

God damn that was some funny starf. In case your wondering grads, im talking about Alex

heheh, i reckon the only thing as funny as the event itself was your retelling at school last year, PREMIUM stuff

LOL! That just reminded me of another really funny (I thought) moment at school. Me and a bunch of guys were sitting at the "Stoner table" making fun of the wannabe badass freshman jocks. (I was a junior at the time) Well one of them noticed that we were cracking on them, and decided to flip us off. Wrong move. David grabbed an apple off of one of the lunch trays and chucked it at him. Now keep in mind these weren\'t your ordinary apples.. no.. they were more like apples crossbred with a rock and had a quarter of an inch of wax and other preservitives molded around the outside. Some of you will know what these apples are like. (damn neared unedible). From my perspective it looked like he just tossed the apple, but then I saw it litterally explode off the side of the kids head. I mean it looked like someone had stuck an M-80 in it. I can still vividly see the kid\'s head snap back, his eyes roll into the back of his head, and then falling face first - unconcious - into his Macaroni and Cheese. That probly sounds cruel to most of you, but it was funny as hell at the time.. still is IMO.

Then again, he diserved it. You should have seen some of the crap he put the geeks and stoners of his grade through.

The funniest thing thatcomes to mind for me, was a time a few summers ago when me and my friends were making some match-mines.  It was the first time we had made them properly, pretty large sized, and we made them so stepping down on the protruding stick would ignite them.  One of my friends laughed, and said that it would be a pathetic little fire, so he would step on it.

He did.  Let me tell you, just matches can make for one hell of a mine.  They don\'t explode, but the mine sent about 150 matchheads in a 5 foot radius of the canister.  He was littered with tiny, unquenchable fires (he wasn\'t hurt), dove backwards (swearing and frantically brushing himself off), and hit his head on an umbrella in my yard... funniest thing ever....

ahaha, classic stuff. this is a good topic.

OK. The same guy I mentioned in my first story (hes a funny guy) and some other guy I know were having a pseudo-argument over bags. Anyway, the second guy (lets call him, Robert Barclay ) grabbed the first guys (Alex) bag by the handle and tried to pull it off him, snapping the strap in the process. Robert was then paranoid about protecting his bag from a revenge attack throughout the whole day, and Alex just went very quiet.

Fast forward to later that day, we were sitting at lunch. Everyone had kinda forgotten about the incident. Alex was still quiet, and Robert had let his guard down. Anyway, we were just sitting there, then suddenly Alex just exploded out of his sitting position, grabbed Roberts bag before he had the slightest chance to react, and hurled it a clear f*cken mile into the sky, all in one motion.

We were all too surprised to react or laugh or anything, we just watched the bag spin slowly thru the air, then smash down on the cement footpath. Then we all burst out laughing in both amazement and the pleasure of seeing brilliant revenge being enacted.

What  still amazes me to this day is how damn fast he moved! i mean, Alex isnt the the smallest bloke on the planet, but jeez he can move when he wants to. And he had been planning it alllll day.

Classic stuff.

I\'m not usually on drugs, but always feel like I am. Everything is funny to me. You should see me cracking up over absolutely nothing.... you\'d all probably get a kick out of it....

well mine will be short but i couldn\'t stop laughing for a good while

well i i left work and the two other guys i work with were driving home and i chased em down and when one dropped off the other i stopped and started talking to them and one kid we always mess with at work came up to my truck and was hanging at the window - so i started reving my engine and just peeled outand left out of no where and the guy had the funniest look on his face as he feel to the ground out of being scared