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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2001, 08:32:20 PM »
Anything software related can be fixed by a simple reinstall / rebuilding the files or what not.

I would damage the actual hardware , if I was you. But, be sure that if your father takes it to a Tech, then it will probably be noticed why your HD is not loading up or what not (i.e, "Sir, we are sorry. IT looks like someone ripped that P3 out of the motherboard.." ) .
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2001, 05:19:17 AM »
The easiest way is to install the latest VER. of AOL

This will mess your computer up beyon all recognition..  Be carefull though, for AOL can ifect your mind as well.  You might see yourself chating with your girlfriends, buying into spam to get flowers delivered and you might willing participate in some contest on-line to win a dream house (only putting yourself on more lists for more spam)

But that is really the easiest way to screw your computer..
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2001, 05:51:42 AM »
:evil: use a C4 to blow your computer to bits :evil::laughing::evil:
:rolleyes: Just kidding :p
:evil: open your compter and pull out the intel :evil:
:shy: Ok ok i hate my computer but i`m sure you won`t hate your computer as much as i hate my !! :mad:
:evil: Blast my computer with a proton cannon :evil:
:shy: ok ok i lost my mind again :o
:shy: why not try to tell your dad is time he change that computer !! ;)
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Re: easiest way
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2001, 06:45:03 AM »
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Originally posted by kirath
The easiest way is to install the latest VER. of AOL

This will mess your computer up beyon all recognition..


I am so glad that I live in Iceland,and there\'s no AOL :D
We only hear the horror stories from the internet
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2001, 09:12:55 AM »
try ask your dad for a new one,  ........okay you probably already figured that out. never mind
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2001, 09:24:19 AM »
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try ask your dad for a new one,  ........okay you probably already figured that out. never mind


heh heh.Chances are he was so excited about destroying his computer,he forgot to ask :p
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2001, 04:50:41 AM »
take your heatsink and fan from your cpu, boost its clock multiplyer in the bios settings, reboot and watch the thing burn in hell. When overheating is complete just put the fan heatsink back on. Or how about breaking some of the cicuitry on the MOBO? breakintg conector on your cards, sabotaging windows, virusses hack programs I dont know???
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2001, 06:23:03 AM »
Yeah I already told him to losen the heatsinks.
But I think that jamming the fans would be a better idea.People would just think that it got filled with dust ,which is quite natural.And the heatsinks can\'t handle the heat by themselves :)
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2001, 06:25:22 AM »
:evil: i got a VERY EVIL IDEA !! :evil::evil:
:evil: open up you computer and pull every thing out :evil:
:evil: Or even better use a C4 set it to blow up in 5 sec :evil:
:evil: ofcourse you get your self Blow to bits too :burn::evil:
:o Ok ok bad idea :p
:shy: just open your computer and pull out the Intel processor then close it back ;)
:shy: this will do the trick :p
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