I can see it now...
Mario: Well, I saved the princess from Bowser for the 20th ****ing time, Luigi.
Luigi: **** you, I saved her. You were just eating while I did all the work. Suck my ****, Mario. After all, you know it\'s bigger than your\'s, fat boy!
Mario: Now now lets not compare the sizes of out privates. Let\'s celebrate. How about a three-some with the Princess?
Luigi: Ok, but can I be on top?
Mario: Sure! Lets go brother!
Toad: Can I be part of it too?
Mario and Luigi- the more the better!
*Mario theme music plays*