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Offline Jar O Pickles
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Update!!!!!
« on: June 07, 2001, 09:41:27 AM »
not only have i recentlly become a member but after 21 years of searching i have finally found my member
thanks everyone!
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\"If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I\'m sure he\'d be the first to say, \'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?\'\"
[PPS:] I\'m doing science and I\'m still alive.
[PPPS:] I feel fantastic and I\'m still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT:] While you\'re dying I\'ll be still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT PS:] And when you\'re dead I will be still alive.
Offline EmperorRob
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Update!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2001, 09:45:18 AM »
Hooray!! Let\'s masterba- I mean CELEBRATE!
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Offline nO-One

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Update!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2001, 09:50:13 AM »
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Originally posted by EmperorRob
Hooray!! Let\'s masterba


Will do *fap fap fap fap*
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Update!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2001, 10:11:04 AM »
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Originally posted by nO-One


Will do *fap fap fap fap*

*looks around*

*notices a stack  of pictures of  Samwise on No-One\'s bed...*

*Hands No-One a sock...*

There ya\' go man...Use that.
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Offline nO-One

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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2001, 10:39:12 AM »
[sometime later nO-One walks out of the room]

nO-One: *zipping up his pants* damn that sock was a gods gift.

Living-in-Clip: Don\'t mention it man,just be sure to dispose of the sock correctly.

nO-One: Sure thing man

*but what Living-in-Clip forgets is that nO-One is more forgetful than a man with cronic amnesia (spelling?*

[even later]

Living-in-Clip: ohh man I can\'t belive I fell asleep looking at >>MacPorn<<.Ohh well better get to work.
*Living-in-Clip goes into the room to get dressed.*

nO-One: *watching the Power Puff girls,suddenly hears a scream* uhhh ohh

Living-in-Clip: AARRRGGGGHHHH NO-ONE FOR HEAVENS SAKE WHY CAN\'T YOU DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD?  NOW I HAVE TO GO TAKE A BATH *Living-in-Clip stands up* OHHH GOD WALKING ON THIS FEELS HORRIBLE......nO-One go get me some rubber gloves,industry strength soap and the Bible.I feel so dirty.

[later nO-One was found in a dumpster by some bums,they used him to releave the ummm stress of being homeless]

Ohh >>here\'s<< some more Mac Porn for ya ;)
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Offline Jar O Pickles
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2001, 10:53:51 AM »
a good thread about masterbation thats what this place needed
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[PPS:] I\'m doing science and I\'m still alive.
[PPPS:] I feel fantastic and I\'m still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT:] While you\'re dying I\'ll be still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT PS:] And when you\'re dead I will be still alive.
Offline STROKE
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Update!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2001, 10:56:53 AM »
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Originally posted by jaropkls
a good thread about masterbation thats what this place needed

I thougt there were only threads about masturbation!:)
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Offline Living-In-Clip

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Update!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2001, 10:59:42 AM »
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Originally posted by nO-One
[sometime later nO-One walks out of the room]

nO-One: *zipping up his pants* damn that sock was a gods gift.

Living-in-Clip: Don\'t mention it man,just be sure to dispose of the sock correctly.

nO-One: Sure thing man

*but what Living-in-Clip forgets is that nO-One is more forgetful than a man with cronic amnesia (spelling?*

[even later]

Living-in-Clip: ohh man I can\'t belive I fell asleep looking at >>MacPorn<<.Ohh well better get to work.
*Living-in-Clip goes into the room to get dressed.*

nO-One: *watching the Power Puff girls,suddenly hears a scream* uhhh ohh

Living-in-Clip: AARRRGGGGHHHH NO-ONE FOR HEAVENS SAKE WHY CAN\'T YOU DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD?  NOW I HAVE TO GO TAKE A BATH *Living-in-Clip stands up* OHHH GOD WALKING ON THIS FEELS HORRIBLE......nO-One go get me some rubber gloves,industry strength soap and the Bible.I feel so dirty.

[later nO-One was found in a dumpster by some bums,they used him to releave the ummm stress of being homeless]

Ohh >>here\'s<< some more Mac Porn for ya ;)



Living-In-Clip: Goes and takes bath while cussing nO-One. Little does nO-One know, that the couch he is sitting on while watching Power Puff girls, is the one that Living-In-Clip used lastnight to look at MacPorn .


Living -In-Clip: Dude, watch for those sticky spots on the couch. Yeah, and  I sorta got carried away, you may want to get some gloves to use the remote. Sorry man. Oh and by the way, Samwise called. He said he knows you are the one who keeps stealing his damn dirty underwear. He seemed pretty pissed.

nO-One: *sniffing strange underwear with LoTR characters on them*

nO-One: Uh..It wasn\'t me, man.

Living-In-Clip: Then explain those dirty underwear you are sniffing...

nO-One: I bought \'em. I swear man. I didn\'t break into Sammy\'s house at 1:00 am, thru the window and sneak in to his bathroom, where the hamper is, and then go through all his clothes just for 8 pairs of LoTR undies and one pair of crotchless underwear.

Living-In-Clip: Uh? Man? I didn\'t even mention the crotchless underwear or how many pairs was missing..

nO-One: Damnit! :(
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Offline nO-One

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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2001, 11:08:50 AM »
nO-One: I swear it wasn\'t me

*runs to his room and trakes a big whiff*
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