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Author Topic: New feature in the X-Box controller.The PS.2 can\'t compete with this  (Read 1254 times)

Offline nO-One

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http://bbspot.com/News/2001/06/xbox.html

This sounds so cool,the GC and PS.2 controller don\'t have anything to match this ;)

(this is just a joke,no flaming please.Samwise will beat me up again)
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2001, 02:37:37 PM »
that is pretty funny, i thought it was for real when i first started reading it. I\'t writen like a professional wrote it, got quotes and everything!
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2001, 02:56:54 PM »
Dude, what are you talking about. This sounds totally phat!!!!

You PS2 losers can have your Red Faction and your Half-Life, us XBoxers will be playing a real man\'s FPS.
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2001, 04:39:44 PM »
Damn, I\'m going to have to take games more seriously now. No just running into crowded rooms of enemies armed with only a pistol now.
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2001, 05:56:15 PM »
hahaha
i love those funny websites.
u should check out the onion.com
thats a great one as well.
the article was written well and kinda made it seem real until they said the leathal injection part.

good one, no one.

heh, im gettin some great jokes today...:D
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2001, 09:05:12 PM »
Please Mr. Gates, PLEASE include this feature!  We need fewer XBOX drones around.  :)
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2001, 09:32:21 PM »
ehh, for some reason, i rarely laugh at these console jokes...except the one with the japanese people laughing at the XBox...that cracked me up

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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2001, 10:21:14 PM »
Good one.  That is what life is all about, people make jokes about anything.  Who gives a crap.  Make jokes about anything you want.
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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2001, 04:34:26 AM »
I expect good multiplayer sessions with my friends (and my enemies ;))
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2001, 08:18:08 AM »
Well,the PC world is actually about to get something similar to this....each time you get shot you get a mild electric shock.That game pad would probly sell like crazy ;)
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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2001, 08:23:51 AM »
Imagine the death controller came bundled with a new Solitaire game entitled \'Russian Roulette\'

That would be for hardcore gamers only!

... Of course, I would cheat and hit the buttons with a stick or something so it couldn\'t reach me.  Then I could impress my friends with having safely beaten the death games...

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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2001, 10:13:05 AM »
LOL nice one, good stuff.

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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2001, 01:54:53 PM »
I\'m not sure that this is the best thing for Microsoft to do...  Killing off it\'s currently small and yet to be established fan base may help sell many units at first.... but after awhile, no one will be alive to play them  :o
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2001, 09:50:47 AM »
did you also hear about micro$oft$ new Direct_WorldDomination project, that\'s right, they
are taking over the world, one PC at a time. :D

 

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