In an interview with programmers of Nintendo\'s latest Super Mario game for the Nintendo GameCube, and the venerable Nintendo Icon and creator of the series, Shigeru Miyamoto, Miyamoto-san disclosed details on the company\'s re-tooling of its mindset to capture the ever-growing adult gaming market that has all but shunned them.
"Basically, what we are going to do is to have the very symbol of Nintendo grow up," Miyamoto said, "We have not finalized any name yet for the game, but the working title is Super Mario Gangbangaz. While the gameplay will be recognizable to all Mario fans, being the innovators we are, we are taking Mario and friends to places no other videogame has ever gone before." Gameplay footage shows Mario in FUBU, doorags and slick new Timberlands, having shed the blue and red trademark overalls. It is interesting to note that "It\'sa me, Mario" has been duly replaced to fit his new style with "Drop them Nikes off yo ass before I BLAST you mutha****a!"
Other familiar co-stars to join Mario in his quest include "That corner ho\' Peach", who has traded in the gowns of royalty to venture into the world\'s oldest profession. She\'s been kidnapped for ransom by Mario\'s old nemesis, Bowser Abu-Rakim Muhammad. It will be Mario\'s job to form up his gang and hit Bowser where it hurts most: His primo Columbian trade. Levels will include the Mushroom Brothel, the Po-lice, and South Central, corner of Blackwell and Mosely at 2am. Stay away from the mushrooms.
Luigi has changed the most, he even has a new name: Juan Manuelo de Arturo, the head of the Oscuro Pene gang. Mario will either have to eliminate or form an alliance with the rival hispanic thugs, which adds an entirely new level of gameplay.