wow, no wonder you ended up so screwed up
umm...once when i was young (ok i was 16) i was trying to sleep...but there was this crunching noise...it scared me so much, i couldnt sleep all night, i thought it was a monster eating my parents\' bones n\' stuff...turned out it was just a plastic bag and the crunching noise was when the fan oscelated its way over and blew on it
damn childhood