Timmy the Turtle

Here\'s a random thread:

So I was outside and I saw a good sized box turtle under the bushes of my fron lawn.  I named him Timmy, after the punk song "Timmy the Turtle," you know how it goes!

"Timmy the turtle, come out o\' his shell,
Timmy the turtle, da da-da da daaaa."

Anyways, I go out later and I realize that Timmy is actually Timothea.  Yep, she laid some eggs and built a nest.  It\'s cool, but I\'m afraid of the stray cats in the neighborhood.

I hope Timothea will survive to raise her little Timmys!

And one day I was on the phone and this weird moth-like bug landed on my desk.  So I trapped him in with my Cobra Lillies (they\'re like Venus fly-traps) to see if they would eat him.  Well, they didn\'t, but he\'s eating the Cobra Lillies!  So I named him Jimmy, \'cause I was talking to my bud Jimmy on the phone at the time.

So, has nature ever crawled on your doorstep?

My old cat used to bring us dead mice and lay them on our doorstep.

I think this was either

A) a warning (like a dead fish for mafia warnings)
or a praise\\worship\\sacrifice thingy


My cat worship\'s me


Eric Jacob

Originally posted by AlteredBeast
My old cat used to bring us dead mice and lay them on our doorstep.

I think this was either

A) a warning (like a dead fish for mafia warnings)
or a praise\\worship\\sacrifice thingy


My cat worship\'s me


Eric Jacob

Hahahahahahhaha

Has your cat ever brought a pissing live baby rabbit in its mouth onto the back porch? Kinda felt bad for the thing.