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Offline CygnusXI
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« on: October 18, 2001, 06:13:46 AM »
I just got this in my email

Taliban TV Guide
 
MONDAYS:
7:30 - "I Dream of Fatima"
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
 
TUESDAYS:
7:30 - "I Love Sheep"
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden >From Saying The Darnest Things"
9:30 - "Afghanistan\'s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
 
WEDNESDAYS:
7:30 - "Talibantubbies"
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
 
THURSDAYS:
7:30 - "Hanging With Mr. Hijacker"
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronica\'s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
 
FRIDAYS:
7:30 - "This Old Tent"
8:00 - Movie of the Week "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves"
8:30 - "Khalid and his Camel"
9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darnest Things"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-Witness News"

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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2001, 06:28:28 AM »
Hehe, that\'s already been posted here:)
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2001, 06:56:27 AM »
Has it been here?  I got it in an email last week.  My comedic standards are pretty high though and it just didn\'t make the cut to post here.

um, yeah....
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2001, 07:31:17 AM »
...Uh.. aren\'t you the same Video"high comedic standards"holic that did that whole Rocktober thread:rolleyes: :p ;)
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2001, 07:46:50 AM »
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...Uh.. aren\'t you the same Video"high comedic standards"holic that did that whole Rocktober thread:rolleyes: :p ;)


Man o Man..  I need to bump that sucker up.  We are right smack in the middle of the festivities.  And now with my birthday tomorrow, woah daddy....
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2001, 09:07:21 AM »
DOH!!!:sleepy:
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2001, 10:56:24 AM »
I like that, Allah mcbeal!:laughing: thats pretty funny
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2001, 11:05:10 AM »
That\'s a good post Cygnus. I loved it. I learned in school that the Taliban forbids Afghanistanian families to have TVs?
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2001, 11:57:09 PM »
:laughing:

That\'s some funny stuff. :D
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2001, 09:01:56 PM »
hehe ;)
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2001, 11:41:43 PM »
Ha ha nice one

thats what we need to get us through this mess COMEDY !


anyhoo i am just of to play some more Osama May Cry

or i might play the Taliban version

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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2001, 09:26:55 PM »
Osama May Cry !! haha good one :D
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« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2001, 01:32:01 AM »
Hey, welcome back Azeroth! :)
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