Really Stupid Jokes - Part 1 (Halloween Edition)

[videoholic]

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they\'re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie\'s favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What\'s a monster\'s favorite bean? A. A human bean.

Q. Why can\'t the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.

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[Titan]

You\'re right, they were really stupid jokes

Oooooooooooooooooooooooook.


So this guy goes to a ten dollar hooker and..........

::rambles on::

$10 hooker?????????
Thats expensive

[videoholic]

Originally posted by Titan
You\'re right, they were really stupid jokes

You can never say I didn\'t warn you...

Here\'s more.  I\'ll put the decent ones with a bold Q and the exceptional (remember, that\'s exceptional for it\'s joke type) ones with an italicized Q[/b].

Q: What do witches put in their hair?
A: Scare Spray.

Q: Why don\'t witches like to ride their brooms when they\'re angry?
A: They\'re afraid of flying off the handle!

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream

Q: What\'s a monster\'s favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo

Q: What\'s a haunted chicken?
A: A poultry-geist

Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack

Q:[/i] Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
A:[/i] Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

Q: Why couldn\'t Dracula\'s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They\'re good at keeping things under wraps

Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf

Q: What do you call a person who puts poison in a person\'s corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer

Q: Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
A: Because if they were small and round and smooth they\'d be M&M\'s

Q: What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A: His other fang.

Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash

Q: Why did the witches\' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away

Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling

Q: What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it\'s circumference?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why are there fences around cemetaries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

Q: Why didn\'t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn\'t have the guts.

Q:[/i] What happened to the guy who couldn\'t keep up payments to his exorcist?
A:[/i] He was repossessed.

Now, I\'ve removed the absolute worst jokes, and of course, what I consider the good ones are subjective.  But just to show you how bad these jokes can get (ie. *groaners*), here\'s a \'cut list\' joke:

Q: What\'s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
A: They boo-kle their seatbelts

[Titan]

Originally posted by Videoholic


You can never say I didn\'t warn you...

These jokes sound like your work j/k. Where did you find these?

Originally posted by FatalXception



Now, I\'ve removed the absolute worst jokes, and of course, what I consider the good ones are subjective.  But just to show you how bad these jokes can get (ie. *groaners*), here\'s a \'cut list\' joke:

Q: What\'s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?

A: They boo-kle their seatbelts

dude those are the funniest jokes simply because they are so dumb!!!

that was the only one I laughed at!


Q: What\'s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
A: They boo-kle their seatbelts