Get yourself some clay, and mold an exact replica of your xbox 1:16 scale. chip off a tiny piece of plastic from the corner of your xbox and center it in the center of your replica.
Now, take a 2 & 3/4" pin and shove it violently into your replica while chanting:
"Setag llib evres yldalg i."
Then, FexEx your xbox to yourself, using 2-Day Air service, if available.
When it arrives set the box on fire, and remove your xbox from the charred remains just before it cools to room temperature.
Quckly, while it\'s still warm, put it in your pants, spin counter-clockwise 9 times, while chanting:
"Setag llib rof gninihtyna od lliw i."
Lastly, plug your xbox back in, put in your favorite game, and enjoy.
Trust me, this works.