Free Beer coupons and a stripper...

How about you get us free beer and also get me and a few of the guys into Stringfellows for free as we always go clubbing and can\'t be arsed to pay for women...thats why I asked to get in free...
Oh yeah, and If you are giving away money then I\'m at the front of the queue...

I assume ur just joking. :rolleyes:

[Titan]

This thread is interesting. Are you drunk or something?

I\'m not drunk or desperate, just making the site more interesting
don\'t tell my gf that I said this though

The free night out at Stringfellows is just cause I\'ve never been and I wanna go...
And the free beer? well everybody wants free beer...

beleve me i have tried to get this one through on the staff meetings and its a no go.

the beer thing is alright but Sammy said he won\'t strip for anyone on the webcam

so sorry

its a no go



unless you all want to get drunk on free beer and look at my naked body

thats all we can afford.

Originally posted by ooseven

unless you all want to get drunk on free beer and look at my naked body

thats all we can afford.

If you are female and have a body worth looking at then maybe...

I have my gf but she makes me buy my own booze...

But ooseven if we all ask nicely maybe they will get us what they want...

Or does anybody know a good hypnotist?

Originally posted by FifaSeriesFan



Or does anybody know a good hypnotist?

##Racer## does, i mean how else can you explain the shower incedent he hadjust a short while ago.

I still don\'t see a big jug of booze and a girl pushing her tits in my face! we bobviously aren\'t trying hard enough!

I hope the bosses don\'t tell my gf otherwise the whole plan will backfire!



I want free beer!

well if ooseven pushed his man breast together, and tucked his giggle stick back, it might not be that bad.  however we would all have to be extremly drunk.

Yeah but he\'d still be like one of the women you see on Jerry Springer and if u woke up with that, you\'d be off beer for good!
ooseven hardly has a penis anyway according to mm so we could maybe, go along with the plan but when I start to get drunk take me home so I don\'t end up doing what you are intending on doing with ooseven, the omen...
Isn\'t an omen a bad thing?
Looks like we aren\'t taking you out then...sorry, unless you change your name, like the nurseries say to Michael Jackson...sorry Mate you are not coming in!
Man breasts are good to laugh at but not to touch...
I call them b***h tits!
So are we all in for this night out or wot?