You guys?! PR fluff is one my favorite things about this business. Check out this one, for example (A newly released GBA CHESS game!!!)
Virtual Kasparov: The battle game that actually makes you smarter!
Chatsworth California - Titus Software Corporation launches Virtual Kasparov for Nintendo\'s Game Boy® Advance. For the first time in recent Chess history, Titus presents the Chess game for what it really is: the most famous fighting game with brain cells for weapons!
A particularly appealing feature for the young audience and confirmed players is the game\'s massive storyline which has you challenge 31 opponents from around the world with different personalities and strategies. Beat them to unlock their bosses, all the way up to Garry Kasparov himself! No need for high powered munitions here because the most powerful weapon is your brain.
Of course, the game offers every incredible feature Virtual Kasparov for the Sony PlayStation Home Entertainment System did, including the massive Virtual Chess engine, and much more!
Are you ready to engage in the most intensive war ever... The war of mental domination!
· Massive Virtual Chess engine
· Unique storyline with unlockable bonuses
· 31 opponents including World Chess Champion Garry Kasparov
· Tutorial mode with 50 different very detailed modules from beginner to expert, opening library, famous Chess games commented by Garry Kasparov and much more.
· Single player mode or battle friends with or without link cable
· Colorful graphics, cool character design, highly readable menus and tutorials.
For readablity\'s sake, I took out all the CAPS, but it still says that this is not a chess game, it\'s a massive goddam FIGHTING game -- that makes you smarter!!!!!
I love this press release. It uses the word "massive" three friggin times. That\'s massive! I MUST HAVE THIS GAME! (Who needs game reviewers to tell me if this is accurate anyway, right tshirts?
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Hell, I even added to the fun. When I posted this news to NGenres.com, I added the description:
"Kasparov in Stores Now - NPuzzles News, posted @ 10:04PM CT
We know you won\'t read about a chess game. So instead, come take a look at Virtual Hack-n-Slashparov... Virtual Kick Your Asparov!"
So this MS thing isn\'t new. If anything, it\'s supremely entertaining! Under my guidance, I think you could see PR fluff become a global phenomenon! That would be MASSIVE!
-Eik
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And it would make you smarter!
