I dare you- ask the Magic Hate-Ball!

Try the Magic Hate-Ball for yourself.

Q: Will I ever get laid?
A: I won\'t say yes or no but it\'s more likely that I\'ll enter a puke eating contest.
A: It’s about as likely as your mom fisting a bunny

I gave up after that second one.  :eek:

Q: Who was 420blunt?
A: What is something slightly less plausible than hamsters mating with rhinos to form rampsteros Alex.