What would you do with 60 Million Dollars

1. buy four asian midgets, lock them in a closet until they reproduced, then market the offspring as "decorasians the living furniture"

2.  buy a ham samich

3.  Buy 14 lutes, and start a band called Lute and Pillage

4.  go to an airport and kick a hare chrishna in the sack then runaway screaming "brocoli is the devil"

5.  buy an orphanage and shut it down

6.  block out the sun in Sampson North Dakota

7.  buy a go cart

8.  bring back leg warmers as a fashion

9.  clone an abe vagota army

10.  and after those sound investments, I\'d probably just blow the rest on frivolous sh!t

[Cerberus]

What would I do with 60 Million Dollars?

First, I\'d get it changed into £-sterling, believe it or not, US dollars won\'t get you far in the UK. Then, I\'d more than likely spend the majority on loose women, cheap beer, and fast food. The rest I\'d probably waste, one way or another.

A bit like Alex Higgins.

I\'d buy a shit-load of games first of all..

New computers for every person in my family.. err somethin..

Buy NICE cars.

Other things like clothes, dvd\'s, tv\'s, and food.. Stuff like dat..

Oh and I\'d also get in relations with Luke\'s girl.

60 million USD... mmm... I\'d of course buy the obligatory house (beach house), car (Ferrari, Porsche, the works). Then I\'d fill the house with entertainment systems of all kinds (movies, home cinema, consoles etc.). Then I\'d give a million or two to my parents and some for my brother. And lastly I\'d spend the last $55 million on therapy, wondering why all that money didn\'t make me a happier person for more than a week.

[Cerberus]

One of the first things I really WOULD buy, is a pool table. And I don\'t mean one of those American tables with pockets like buckets either. I mean a good old sturdy English pub pool table. The next thing to buy would be a house to put it in, there\'s no room for a pool table in my current abode.

1) A big ass house with huge gardens etc

2) A sit-on lawnmower, those things rock

3) Lots of cars. Lambourgini, Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin etc

4) Cheese. Lots of Cheese.

5) An executive box at my beloved Manchester United

6) Every console and game I could buy

7) A cinema sized wall with projector

8) Piles of CDs and DVDs

9) A wrestling ring

10) A new soap dish

[Cerberus]

Originally posted by Rick
1) A big ass house with huge gardens etc

2) A sit-on lawnmower, those things rock

3) Lots of cars. Lambourgini, Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin etc

4) Cheese. Lots of Cheese.

5) An executive box at my beloved Manchester United

6) Every console and game I could buy

7) A cinema sized wall with projector

8) Piles of CDs and DVDs

9) A wrestling ring

10) A new soap dish

1) Yes.

2) Hmmmm, maybe

3) Possibly.

4) ??????

5) NO!!! ABSOLUTELY NO F&%^ing  WAY!!!

6) Of course.

7) Most definately.

8) ^^^ ^^^^^^

9) Nope.

10 Already got one.

[Living-In-Clip]

Well..

• I\'d buy a house. More specificly I would buy a house that I pass everyday on the way to work. Whoever built this house is brilliant, it looks exactly like it came out of a fairy tale, down to the long winding road. The house isn\'t too large, but the execution and design of it is amazing. The only thing I would add is a huge gate / electric fence around the property. OH and one room would be dedicated to gaming  / arcade machines and another room would be my home cinemaplex.
• A Dodge Viper, for show and a Porsche for everyday drivin\' / pimpin\'.
• I\'d buy my mother and father each a house (they\'re divorced).
•  I\'d continue to work, just for the hell of it. Difference is, I wouldn\'t work as hard .
  
  
• I\'d probably buy the local Arby\'s. Its an indenpendtly owned store and I am having a craving for Arby\'s right now....Yum.....

I would save a list of all users on this forum, and then announce that I will give every user their choice of one game console + 3 games.  They would have to email me their forum username and their choice, and then I would hire someone to do all the purchasing and mailing.  (I sort of do that for a living, and I\'m sick of it)  I\'d have the list of users, so outsiders could not raid the forum for freebies.  A few other rules would have to be implemented to prevent cheating, but I think it could work.

Oh yeah I\'d buy a bunch of other stuff for myself.  Mainly I would invest in real estate and securities.  I could hire someone I know from the Personal Financial Planning practice of my present employer to help me with the tax planning.

1. Exile my family.
2. \'Acidently\' bomb said exhile place.
3. Buy the phattest EQ character in town
4. Buy season tickets for the Connan O\'Brian show.
5. Feed all of poor Africa Drugs that make them steril.
6. Same for all dumb people.
7. Buy sex with every supermodel/hot singer/lady of street.
8. Keep said women in maze basement
9. Make huge maze outa stuff.
10. Wipe out spider population.

I would :


• Build myself a nice big house in the best possible place I could find
• Buy all the possible gaming gear I could
• Buy all the possible game-related merchandise I ever wanted
• Travel to japan to study aikido for 3 years, and buy tons of game music
• Get me a monster of a PC instead of this crummy can of rotten tuna
• Buy bicycles for all my needs (MTB, ATB, road bikes)
• Buy a remote island somewhere where nobody knows an island even exists and build me a nice summer home there
• Totally spoil my girlfriend, if I had one
• Do a bunch of other stuff that I\'m too tired to list here...

Originally posted by Bozco
Oh and I\'d also get in relations with Luke\'s girl.

hey you stfu! She\'s mine.

[videoholic]

I would buy Brood War.