Okies...
The material you\'re about to read is mine. Please refer back to me if you want to use it. Its a little offbeat and prolly a little bit sicker then ur usual jokes, so brace for impact. Remember, its laced with wittasticness ; try to pick up on those too.
Some of you might find its length intmidating. I guess this isn\'t for those with short attention spans.
Innocent Little Boy V1.0
So anyhoo... there was this kid who just left school and started his first year of uni. Although his school years were sufficiently filled with interesting things, there was one gaping hole in the list; writing a good joke. So here I am .... oh wait... uhhh.... resuming.... one gaping hole in the list; accomplishing "the biological mission".
Upon commencing his tertiary studies, he hoped to accomplish "the mission" as soon as possible; he was already running late as it was. So understandably, he clicked with the first girl he could find. But now, with second semester classes about to start, he is faced with a different problem.
The relationship is beginning to blossom and the kid\'s beginning to worry about fumbling when he would finally reach his goal. As it turns out, he\'s lied about already accomplishing his "mission" and the truth would most certainly come out if his professed expereince was put to the test.
So he decided to take things into his own hands......
He decided he needed someone to train him......
The "biological mission" is of course: getting layed(sp). He knew he didn\'t have much of a chance with the girls his age. His chances were better with the more seasoned and sophisticated crowd - older, esentially. With this in mind, he posted a personal add. "Young innocent boy seeking to \'know\' an \'experienced\' woman."
It wasn\'t long before he got a reply. Conveniently, the reply contained detailed instructions for a meeting. It told him to sit on a designated chair at the foyer of a ritzy hotel in the city. The respondent said this is how she would locate him and she would identify herself by uttering the words, "Uni starts again in a week."
When the designated day came, he went to the ritzy hotel and sat on the seat, as instructed. He was heartened to see that there weren\'t many people arround. His respondent must\'ve known today wasn\'t going to be busy, which was dandy for him because this whole business kinda embarrased him.
But, ever so self conscious, he decided to conceal his face with a newspaper, just in case someone he knew were to see him. He was probably also thinking about the mountain of questions he had to answer and the truckloads off bullexcrement
he\'d hafta shovel out if anyone actually saw him. That\'s what I\'d be thinking!
Anyway, after a few minutes of waiting he felt a hand land on his shoulder. His heart started to pound with a combined feeling of excitement and anxiety. Is this her? Am I about to meet the master who will take me as her padawan learner? Why am I putting my first sexual expereince in terms of StarWars and Jedi?
He noticed that her smell was familiar. He thought that brand of perfume must be popular these days. He then thought about the questions he was going to ask, what he needed to know, etc. His heart was still pounding so he tried to think about calming things to slow it down.
But thats not going to help, things are about to go critical mass! She uttered the words. Now he knew. Its her! Mind suddenly focused but heart pumping faster than ever, he turned arround to meet his mentor. But to his shocked horror, he could only reply....
"Mum?!"
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