Important message! Please read!

The staff and myself have been talking... we would like it if the replies here could please stay on topic - i.e. no \'throwing apples\' at eachother for 10+ replies. At least do it out of respect for the thread starter.

If someone fails to follow these simple guidelines we might delete the offending posts at will. Thank you.

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Yes, make sure you wipe your arse after you go to the toilet.. I mean, Stay on bloody topic. Or i\'ll be all over you like a fat chick sitting around a HOUSE. Grrrrrrr