Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster

[Kurt Angle]

The web site linked below compares the power of bandwidth in cable modems to the processing of spermatozoa by the penis. The penis wins by a long shot.  
 The site uses mathematical equations to show that the number of sperm processed in a typical five second male orgasm is faster. Cable modems are said to move 1/5000th that speed.  
 The web site also does a signal to noise comparison. Click on the link to see some interesting info.
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Click here

right...im afraid to click on that cuz it is probably showing a male and his wang wang going "lightspeed" all over vapors face

hmm, interseting now how do i go about connecting it to my computer then...=]

so.... does my penis have a usb port?

LOL

I have a HARD drive.. Get it?

[§ôµÏG®ïñD]

But there\'s a problem.. A penis only works in short bursts. A cable modem runs 24/7.  So you may get fast speeds for acouple of seconds, but thats it.

LLOOLL Good one Serrano.... You rule...

Now- how is it we know how many sperms it processes, or whatever it is being compared... Count \'em? lol

[MPTheory]

It amazes me that someone spent that much time researching something like that, and devoting the time to make a web page for it.  See what drugs are doing  to our generation?

But does a cable modem taste as good? I think not.

But does a cable modem taste as good? I think not.

Only Samwise would know what a penis tastes like..

[Kurt Angle]

I\'d rather not know!