Dude!!! Here is what\'s really going on...
Hot Lesbian\'s GF: So...::wet lesbian smooching::...have you found a totally safe gay guy to go to homecoming with yet?
Hot Lesbian: I totally asked this gay guy to go with me.
Hot Lesbian\'s GF: Who?
Hot Lesbian: You know... -____-
Hot Lesbian\'s GF: Ohhhhhh...yeah, I was thinkin\' about asking him.
Meanwhile, back at -____-\'s house...
::squishing sounds:: eminating from -____-\'s bedroom
-____-\'s mom: Where the hell does all my damn lotion keep going?!