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Offline luckee
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Imagine this........
« on: November 22, 2002, 01:54:02 PM »
You\'re a Siamese twin.
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Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. ...you\'re not.
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He has a date coming over today.
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But you only have one ass.....
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2002, 02:18:02 PM »
Scary :eek:
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2002, 02:26:47 PM »
Ewww, gross! Were did you come up with THAT!?!

Hey, that means you have one heart, so if you kill yourself, he dies too.
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2002, 02:31:15 PM »
That\'s a risk I\'d be willing to take :) If I had a siamese twin and said that he\'s gay and has a date, I\'d hang myself.
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2002, 03:54:30 PM »
LMAO where did ya come up with that Luckee, been in a similiar spot before :-)
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2002, 04:42:45 PM »
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He has a date coming over today.


I find it funny that this whole date planning thing actually happened without the other twin\'s knowledge. :)
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2002, 04:43:59 PM »
^^^^^
Genious....

Still funny though.
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2002, 04:44:15 PM »
Well at least you have two mouths... You wont have to umm.... Enjoy Samwise\'s favorite drink.
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2002, 08:28:06 PM »
^^^Shirley Temples?
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2002, 09:14:48 PM »
nope, brew D\'vas deferens.
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2002, 03:33:28 AM »
LOL!!!!:laughing::laughing::laughing:This is one the funniest things I ve ever read!!!!

Here is a solution.....KILL THE F**CKING GAY BASTARD AND CUT HIS HEAD OFF!!!And keep the body for yourself.
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2002, 03:48:59 AM »
Luckee, you feeling alright today sunshine?

Whassup, got a date with a siamese twin??!!!
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2002, 04:42:10 AM »
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