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Offline ooseven
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« on: January 22, 2003, 01:42:29 AM »
looks like we came from the aardvark

Whats a aardvark i here you ask ?

well its also called an Ant Eater or the technical description is a
Medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal snout


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The ancient ancestor of all mammals that give birth to live young - including humans - probably had genetic similarities with the aardvark.

The elusive African mammal is a close match to our early cousin in the way its DNA is packaged into distinct bundles, or chromosomes, say scientists.



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it all makes sence.. This explains why Ozzy Snorted a line of live Ants back stave during a tour.
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2003, 02:08:27 AM »
..... u know that add where this lonely but purdy girl puts ants on her Bonds Underpants and tell her Aardvark or whatever kind of ant-eater to sick \'em? Thats a kewl ad. :D
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2003, 02:12:50 AM »
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..... u know that add where this lonely but purdy girl puts ants on her Bonds Underpants and tell her Aardvark or whatever kind of ant-eater to sick \'em? Thats a kewl ad. :D


beleve it or not i have seen that add.

it was on Tarent On TV (a UK TV advert show that shows you all the funny ones from around the world)
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2003, 02:16:03 AM »
So Barry Mannilow can blame his huge snout on the aardvarks then?;)
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2003, 02:19:01 AM »
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So Barry Mannilow can blame his huge snout on the aardvarks then?;)


True

i mean it could explain a heck of a lot.. i mean why did we make it the First animal in the dictionary if it wasn’t that important (before this report that is).

i mean look at the first few games and you will see

Aardvark

long before Ant

i say we give it another A to boosts its importance !
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2003, 03:04:40 AM »
I honestly sat infront of the comp, trying to think of something funny to say....  I know there\'s a joke in this thing somewhere, but I jst can\'t think of it.  



Screw it, I\'m going to sleep
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2003, 07:18:52 AM »
hey he also bit off the head of a bird or something right so this story isnt that far off
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2003, 07:40:52 AM »
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hey he also bit off the head of a bird or something right so this story isnt that far off


It Was a Cave Bat

Ozzy did it thinking it was a fake rubber one.
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2003, 08:45:29 AM »
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hey he also bit off the head of a bird or something right so this story isnt that far off


He did, it was in a boardroom meeting with the record company execs. His wife brought in a cage full of doves. Before they were all released, Ozzy reached in and got one, sat down on the knee of one of the secretaries, and bit the head off it. He then spat it out onto the table.
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2003, 06:20:43 PM »
I did that once with a baby...... Does that make me a bad person?
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2003, 04:50:27 AM »
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I did that once with a baby...... Does that make me a bad person?


Were you thinking bad thoughts when you did it?
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2003, 01:57:49 PM »
made me laught when i read this in the sun, instead of scientific proof, i t just showed peep with big ears ( prince charles, gary lineker etc) there fore it must be true
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2003, 02:02:34 PM »
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made me laught when i read this in the sun, instead of scientific proof, i t just showed peep with big ears ( prince charles, gary lineker etc) there fore it must be true


Thats what makes British gutter press so appealing and funny.

i would be shocked the day they actually show scientific theories while explaining this kind of thing.

Mind you knowing the Sun they would still try and dumb it down.

Topless scientists perhaps :eek:
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