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I guess Marriage IS like a jail sentence.
« on: May 07, 2003, 07:04:43 PM »
London - An Italian prisoner who was given home leave for good behaviour asked to go back to his cell after spending less than a day with his wife.

The 40-year-old was given a 72 hour pass by the governor at Vigevano prison, near Pavia in northern Italy.

But within minutes of meeting his wife they had an argument and he called the prison asking to be taken back inside.

A spokesperson at the jail said: "We got a call from him saying he couldn\'t stand being with his wife and was it possible to go back to his cell. He said he didn\'t want to spend another minute with her.

"It was a very unusual request as we normally get inmates asking when they can leave and not if they can come in.

"He was told it was not a problem all he had to do was come back and he would go straight to his cell and within an hour he was at the prison gate." - Ananova.com
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2003, 01:33:16 AM »
right.. thats a bit dumb... obviously i dont know all te rules of his release, but surely he wold rather go out etc, like to shops and stuff, than go back to his cell... still funny though,,,, after only minutes....rofl
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2003, 04:48:55 AM »
^^

you\'d think so, but i think Italy has some pretty screwy laws about probation etc. i think you can only go home, not out and about in public etc

either his wife is really, really bad, or he was just missing prison cell anal play.

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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2003, 07:30:20 AM »
he must of missed all the close male bonding that you only find in jails ;)
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2003, 07:53:25 AM »
and showers....
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2003, 08:02:10 AM »
yea i was gonna say that vid.... soon racer will start on a crime spree, then give himself up, so he can have some nice warm showers... ;)
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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2003, 02:02:12 PM »
I can forsee that Racer will get caught and be asking for some male bonding.
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