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Offline CHIZZY

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« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2003, 06:20:27 AM »
I did it in one of my old GF\'s parent\'s van, while the paernts stopped
in to the grandparent\'s house for a 2 minute visit. God bless tinted windows!
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« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2003, 06:23:09 AM »
What....

God... you sleep(in the biblical sense)  in two perennial beds and your branded a slack jaw trailer trash Norman Bates style nutter.

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« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2003, 07:02:23 AM »
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
I did it in one of my old GF\'s parent\'s van, while the paernts stopped
in to the grandparent\'s house for a 2 minute visit. God bless tinted windows!


Done that. But i could never finish. I need more than 2 minutes. :p
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« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2003, 07:08:32 AM »
I could make a passing joke saying that the chizz mister is in the SAS "in and out before she knows it"... but i am not going to ...

because

that would be nasty ;).
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« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2003, 07:20:10 AM »
Hey, when you\'re a horny 17 year old, a cross-eyed look will finish the job!
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« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2003, 06:57:55 PM »
Especially when the wind blows from the east.
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« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2003, 07:02:14 PM »
Now let\'s ask this question how many of you have been caught, by parents, cops and so on.

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« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2003, 07:29:37 PM »
my gf and i were in a parking lot at night, and there was a parking lot security guy apparently.  thank god we werent planning on having sex, so it was kind a whim so we kept all our clothes on.  we see this blinding light come by the car, so she goes to her seat, and i stay in mine, and we both make our clothes LOOK like they\'re on completely.  i manage to buckle my belt and everything.  the guy walks over and tells us that "theres no parking here".  :laughing:  its a parking lot, and theres no parking? great stuff.  im sure he figured out on his own what was happening, but we sure made it look like we were just laying there talking.  not like theres anything to be embarrased about, at least i was getting laid :p

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« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2003, 03:15:30 AM »
I use to work overnights in West Palm and one time there was a barge that cought on fire out in the Atlantic.  I was suppose to get shots of it coming into port, because they were running late and the night crew couldn\'t do it.  

It was like midnight or so and on the south side of Palm Beach is where there is an inlet.  

Well There is a small dock that I assume is public. It was in between two houses and open to the road.

I went there to try and get a good shot of the barge coming in.  Well I was ready to go set up and wait and there was a dude balling a chick on the dock.

So I had to sit in my van and wait for the dude to bust a nut before I could go out there.  Luckily he didn\'t take long and the barge didn\'t come for freaking hours, but it was funny nevertheless.

I remember calling on the two-way to the desk telling them to find out how far out the boat was because I didn\'t want to interrupt this guy before he blew nut.
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« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2003, 04:14:18 AM »
Did you video tape it? :p
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« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2003, 04:37:12 AM »
I probably should have, but at the time I was probably a big puss and didn\'t want to lose my job.  Nothing like being in a big live truck pointing a professional camera out a window and getting cought taping people hitin it.
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