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Offline ##RaCeR##
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Can someone explain to me what NORAD is?
« on: September 10, 2003, 04:11:38 PM »
I know its the North American Aerospace Defense Command, but what is it exactly?

Do they have special weapons or something or what to shoot down planes?

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Can someone explain to me what NORAD is?
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2003, 04:37:13 PM »
Honestly, you complain we make jokes about you being gay, but you tell us stories of showering with guys / have a quote that says "eat the meat" and now I see semi-naked men for an avatar...Why do you think we get the impression you are gay, eh?
:D

Oh and Norad..that\'s uhm..that\'s that one thing..

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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2003, 05:34:53 PM »
It\'s one of those deals where you tell someone they\'re stupid long enough, and they start to believe it...

or maybe not, who knows?
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2003, 06:14:43 PM »
It\'s some scary stupid stuff we did in the 60\'s and 70\'s. Like blowing up nukes 300 miles above the north pole to see what would happen. Crazy stuff happened during that time but no one is really sure. I\'ll get the info. There\'s a conspiracy junkie I know who has links to NORAD\'s crazy stunts.
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Can someone explain to me what NORAD is?
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2003, 06:16:36 PM »
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Honestly, you complain we make jokes about you being gay, but you tell us stories of showering with guys / have a quote that says "eat the meat" and now I see semi-naked men for an avatar...Why do you think we get the impression you are gay, eh?
:D

Oh and Norad..that\'s uhm..that\'s that one thing..


:laughing: He\'s got a point Racer. We say it so much he\'s starting to believe it.
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2003, 12:23:20 AM »
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I know its the North American Aerospace Defense Command, but what is it exactly?

Do they have special weapons or something or what to shoot down planes?



Easy way to find out watch the following films

WarGames
Independence day
Sum of All fears

Or any film which features the following

The President of the United States of America
Air Force One
Nukes
The Cold War


Also NORAD is Referred to more than the once in Metal Gear Soild so racer what kind of gamer are you if you don\'t know what NORAD is :rolleyes:
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2003, 12:40:07 AM »
Never
Oral
Racer\'s
Ass or
Dick

;)

Just kidding :D

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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2003, 12:44:11 AM »
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Never
Oral
Racer\'s
Ass or
Dick

;)

Just kidding :D



Would explain the use of NUKES if ever THAT NORAD was used ;).
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Can someone explain to me what NORAD is?
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2003, 01:20:36 AM »
is NUKES another sick acronym?

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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2003, 03:19:56 AM »
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is NUKES another sick acronym?


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Can someone explain to me what NORAD is?
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2003, 05:35:30 AM »
NORAD would be where our military forces are commanded from in the event of a global thermonuclear war.  It\'s buries deep into the Colorado mountains and can sustain a direct hit from an ICBM if need be.  When the facility was built, it was meant to be kept as a huge secret during the cold war, but as technologies advanced including nuclear warheads that were capable of piercing a few hundred feet into the ground before detonation, it didn\'t really matter.  The only places that are safe from nuclear weapons are the catacombs underneath Washington DC where the president would scurry off to in the event of a nuclear attack.  Rumor has it, those things are built similar to the tunnel networks in the Egyptian pyramids where the security is super tight for one thing, but actually finding the command center would take hundreds of hours if you don\'t know your way around since there are many dead ends and misleading corridors.
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