Author Topic: Improve Your Life NOW, with Pyradyne products! (Read 833 times)

« **on:** January 07, 2004, 04:45:06 AM »

I could write many words about this. Indeed I could. But I think this picture says most of it already :

Only for 28USD you could get this beautiful pyramid to make you look as sharp as you deserve! I might also point out that it\'s excellent for blocking headgrabs in no-holds-barred fights thanks to 5 equally pointy, sharp, hurt-inducing corners! Plus you will then attract more negative ions! And repel evil people. Actually people in general. Cool!

Sorry if anyone takes this the wrong way, but I find these sort of things irresistibly funny. Please visit the Pyradyne Home Page and check out all the distinctively different models of headgear available. If you can\'t take control of your life. A pyramid on your head can.

« **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2004, 04:49:46 AM »

I already got one.. Its GREAT!!!1

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2004, 04:53:10 AM »

She looks like she could do with a minature version on her teeth.

videoholic · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2004, 07:58:21 AM »

Too bad you didn\'t post this before Christmas.

« **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2004, 09:56:33 AM »

Didn\'t you know pyramids keep fruit fresh, razor blades sharp, and improve your concentration? Don\'t make fun.

« **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2004, 11:17:15 AM »

wow people are stupid

get energy from this $2,500.00 quartz crystal!!

:ghey:

everyone needs a nuclear receptor to ward off stress!

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2004, 12:44:35 PM »

Paint it green and you have yourself a genuine piece of kyrptonite.

videoholic · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2004, 12:56:05 PM »

Triangles own rectangles.

« **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2004, 01:05:12 PM »

Kurt Angle are you an Ozzy fan?

I\'ve met Jake E. Lee on a couple of occasions when he was playing in my Brother-In-Law\'s band. Jake also recorded with Ozzy on that "Bark at the Moon" album.

Anyway, just a digression.

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2004, 02:25:39 PM »

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Originally posted by Coredweller
Kurt Angle are you an Ozzy fan?

I\'ve met Jake E. Lee on a couple of occasions when he was playing in my Brother-In-Law\'s band. Jake also recorded with Ozzy on that "Bark at the Moon" album.

Anyway, just a digression.

I do like Ozzy, mainly from The Osbournes TV series rather than his music. I had never even heard Bark at the Moon until I played Vice City. Cool song though.

« **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2004, 04:34:07 PM »

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Originally posted by videoholic
Triangles own rectangles.

WOOD. WOOD BEATS WATER!!!

"Battle Beasts! They grow into an Army!"

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