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Offline GmanJoe

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German Toilets = nasty
« on: February 12, 2004, 08:34:29 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2004, 09:16:53 PM »
spent 3 months there a few years back, and never saw one like that

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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2004, 09:24:43 PM »
Did you stay at a hotel? They usually have the "normal" type.
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2004, 10:38:39 PM »
I can testify to the horribleness of this German toilet design.  They don\'t have them everywhere in Germany, maybe only 30% - 40% of the installed toilets are like this.  It amazes me that they have such a variation in toilet designs... I mean, in N. America we seem to have settled on one basic design.  The only variations you see are in the mechanicals in the tank.

I was so frustrated by these toilets, I wrote the following description in a temporary journal back in 1990:
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2004, 10:40:43 PM »
Note: you have to PULL the knob on top to get it to flush.  How idiotic is that?
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2004, 10:49:30 PM »
Lived in Germany for three years... Never saw one like that. I like loud and powerful toilets where I can take ridiculously large craps and not worry about the toilet clogging.
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2004, 10:58:27 PM »
Yeah, big toliets are the greatest.

The kind you can stuff you shitty underwear are the best.

Its a long story, but I had to take a huge dump, and had the runs. So I just let that sucker swim.
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2004, 11:11:57 PM »
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Lived in Germany for three years... Never saw one like that. I like loud and powerful toilets where I can take ridiculously large craps and not worry about the toilet clogging.
How old were you, and were you living on an Army base?  That might explain why you didn\'t see one.
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2004, 11:19:45 PM »
i stayed with a good friend when i went.

i can say i probably saw hundreds of toilets in various restaraunts, clubs, houses, public swimming pools, etc...

never saw one like that
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2004, 11:54:57 PM »
Hah ha  ha... maybe the percentage is lower than 30% :)

Or maybe the Germans are getting smarter and not putting them in public places anymore.  The one I described was in a school.
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2004, 04:40:32 AM »
Eh we had similar toilets when we lived in the US. I remember sometimes you almost dipped your ass in the water when you were taking a dump.

Hmmm.
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2004, 09:30:34 AM »
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Eh we had similar toilets when we lived in the US. I remember sometimes you almost dipped your ass in the water when you were taking a dump.

Hmmm.


Did you happen to forget to put the toilet seat down? Thats only happened to me once when I was like 3.
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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2004, 02:30:43 PM »
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How old were you, and were you living on an Army base?  That might explain why you didn\'t see one.


I lived there from 12-14 years old... We were stationed at an Air Force base but we lived in a German home off base.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2004, 03:54:33 AM »
Haha, my dad tried one of those when he was on vacation in Austria. He got his own poop on his bottocks... eew! Incredibly stupid design. :laughing:
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2004, 04:00:08 AM »
mwhell, at least you don\'t have to squat.
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