Author Topic: So my brother just had a baby (Read 1107 times)

nO-One · « **on:** April 11, 2004, 07:23:59 AM »

....and it was a girl god damnit, I was planning on buying the kid a toy gun for christmas, but girls don\'t use guns so I can\'t. Which sucks.

I would have returned the kid, showed him back inside til it changed gender but that\'s just me.

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #1 on:** April 11, 2004, 07:25:46 AM »

Congrats.................... I think?????

« **Reply #2 on:** April 11, 2004, 08:24:45 AM »

Boys are funner but girls bring a smile to your face.

« **Reply #3 on:** April 11, 2004, 11:34:14 AM »

did he push it out his wiener?

« **Reply #4 on:** April 11, 2004, 11:52:33 AM »

Boys are much easier to shop for too for Christmas and Birthday gifts.

« **Reply #5 on:** April 11, 2004, 12:51:07 PM »

Oh whatever, Ryu! Just because I don\'t like getting gifts doesn\'t mean I\'m hard to shop for.

You can still buy a toy gun for her! Actually, get her toy cars. Every kid loves toy cars. But then again, like as if she can play with any of that until she can sit up.

Many congratulations!

nO-One · « **Reply #6 on:** April 11, 2004, 06:15:09 PM »

I have a collectione of vintage star wars figures, tmnt characters, rambo\'s and gi joe\'s a few transformers and bunch of stuff, I won\'t pass those along to a girl.

Ohh well, it\'s a nice baby though.

« **Reply #7 on:** April 11, 2004, 08:11:38 PM »

Would you give any child vintage anything? I wouldn\'t give them to a boy either because he wouldn\'t know how to value it.

nO-One · « **Reply #8 on:** April 12, 2004, 07:58:19 AM »

He would get it when he was old enough to be trusted with it, and the star wars figures he wouldn\'t get until like his 20th birthday.

« **Reply #9 on:** April 12, 2004, 08:05:34 AM »

Tell your brother he has to make another one.

You have a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle collection that demands it.

-Dan

« **Reply #10 on:** April 12, 2004, 07:12:37 PM »

Eat it. Eat the baby.

« **Reply #11 on:** April 12, 2004, 07:35:10 PM »

One thing I want to do before I die; is honestly eat human flesh.

I heard its like pork, really good.

Congrats, you should mail it to me.

Titan · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2004, 12:39:45 PM »

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Originally posted by (e)
One thing I want to do before I die; is honestly eat human flesh.

I heard its like pork, really good.

Congrats, you should mail it to me.

Thats sick dude. I can never see myself eating another human being.

nO-One · « **Reply #13 on:** April 13, 2004, 12:41:34 PM »

Nothing sick about it, just meat, I\'d really like to have some human meat.

clips · « **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2004, 03:46:44 PM »

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Originally posted by nO-One
Nothing sick about it, just meat, I\'d really like to have some human meat.

open wide..i hope you like dark meat!

Hello

Author Topic: So my brother just had a baby (Read 1107 times)