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Offline Jar O Pickles
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This has been one f*cked day
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2004, 06:50:08 PM »
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Cool.  I\'m saving that pleasure for my mid-life crisis.

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you shouldnt save it for that
what if one day you chasing criminals after a bank robbery/drug deal only to find you car blowed up but miraculosly you see a brand new crotch rocket sitting across the street which just so happens to have the keys and even though youve only ridden a motorcycle the one time you display the riding skills of a motocross champ and are able to chase down the bad guys and save the day
sorry ive been watching too many over the top action movies lately
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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2004, 07:27:11 PM »
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I took my boat out today and it was a damn disaster.  To start off I had to park about a mile away from the marina because parking was filled up, I pay 1300 bucks a year for slip fees then another 100 for a parking pass and I don\'t get any preferential parking which is messed up.  Then once on the water I relise my battery is dead so I don\'t have any electronics (LCD tv, dvd player, PS2 etc...).  Now comes the fun part, retarded boaters who don\'t know the rules and almost run into me every 5 minutes.  I finally sail to where I\'m meeting up with people, I hangout with them and when I decide to leave and motor out of the cove I\'m in, I have a 25cent peice on my engine break.  I try to Macgiver it to no avail, so after 2-3 hours trying to fix it I call for a tow.  I also try to sail back to the Marina and there is no wind what so ever.  The tow took 4 hours to get to us, cost 70 bucks and I\'m so sun burned on my face that I\'m blistering all ready.  

So how\'d everyone elses Memorial day weekend go so far?


Ah......  Sailboats are so relaxing.
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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2004, 08:44:06 PM »
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Re: This has been one f*cked day
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2004, 10:21:47 PM »
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I took my boat out today and it was a damn disaster.  To start off I had to park about a mile away from the marina because parking was filled up, I pay 1300 bucks a year for slip fees then another 100 for a parking pass and I don\'t get any preferential parking which is messed up.  Then once on the water I relise my battery is dead so I don\'t have any electronics (LCD tv, dvd player, PS2 etc...).  No


What kind of a loser goes out boating and then spends the entire time watching TV and playing his PS2 anyways?

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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2004, 10:24:13 PM »
Give us some suggestions, besides swimming.

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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2004, 10:30:32 PM »
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What kind of a loser goes out boating and then spends the entire time watching TV and playing his PS2 anyways?


I had other people with me, and usually about 1 or 2 people don\'t dig sailing, the heeling (when the boat tips to one side when it catches wind) of the boat freaks them out, so I just send them down into the cabin.

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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2004, 10:34:19 PM »
You\'re lucky, I was about to call you a loser.

What are your friends\' names? They\'re the losers.

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« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2004, 03:43:12 AM »
Nothing worse for sea sickness than sitting in a cabin of a sailboat.  That must make for some fun.
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« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2004, 04:09:18 AM »
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[B...so I just send them down into the cabin. [/B]


so you can give them a handjob, i mean give them a hand...remember you work with kids...so those two friends of your are kids, i suppose.;)

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« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2004, 10:01:29 AM »
Holy Crap!

Is that Bobo???
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« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2004, 11:48:41 AM »
mine sucked pretty much too, broke my deck fri, pub was pants fri, sat hada huge hangover, worked sucked, monday waited 1 half hours for bus, none showed up, 2 was meant to come in that time
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« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2004, 11:50:36 AM »
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You\'re lucky, I was about to call you a loser.

What are your friends\' names? They\'re the losers.


yes, yes they are losers.  I am starting to get where I don\'t bring people like that with me anymore.  If they want to do that stuff when we are camping over, then fine, but try and enjoy the sun and water you pasty bastards (even though they aren\'t pasty nerds, nonetheless)

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« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2004, 12:39:32 PM »
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mine sucked pretty much too, broke my deck fri, pub was pants fri, sat hada huge hangover, worked sucked, monday waited 1 half hours for bus, none showed up, 2 was meant to come in that time



Wow, you don\'t say.
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« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2004, 12:46:40 PM »
wow vid arent u special
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« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2004, 01:44:00 PM »
aren\'t we all special in our own ways?

damn, I\'ve gotta start hanging out with adults again.

 

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