John Kerry is a f@g!!!!

Don\'t vote for him omg hes gay

http://www.drudgereport.com/kerryk.htm

:hitit:  :ghey:

Dude is WAY too close in some of those pictures. I can not think of any circumstances where two hetero men need to be THIS close when talking.

[videoholic]

Well if it is extremely loud?

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by videoholic
Well if it is extremely loud?

Yes...of course....IN PRISON! -- Ross from "Friends"

Seriously Vid. Have you ever been in a loud place and put your face that close so you could hear each other?

I thought it was pretty standard practice to turn your head and position your ear for better sound reception.

Originally posted by THX
Don\'t vote for him omg hes gay

:hitit:  :ghey:

He\'s :ghey: ?

Well then he gets samwise and my vote

[videoholic]

Many times.  Ever been on the field of a major athletic event?  Big Football Game, big Basketball game, etc?

You can\'t hear anything at all.  Only way to hear is to get what you can and read lips.


But yes, Kerry is gay.  Only reason he got married is the 500+ million the Heinz chick is worth.

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by ooseven
He\'s :ghey: ?

Well then he gets samwise and my vote

I won\'t allow the two of you to vote.

Originally posted by GmanJoe
I won\'t allow the two of you to vote.

yeah your right.... we would most likely throw away our votes on the GayPride party .

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by ooseven
yeah your right.... we would most likely throw away our votes on the GayPride party .

Hey man, I support your gay lifestyle! You should be thankful by getting on your knees before me and uh....you know....say ahhh!:surprised

[GmanJoe]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

EDWARDS ASKS KERRY TO STOP GRABBING HIS ASS

Public Displays of Affection ‘Distracting,’ Says Kerry’s No. 2

After a mere two days on the campaign trail, the first signs of tension between John Kerry and running mate John Edwards emerged today as Sen. Edwards requested, firmly and unequivocally, that Mr. Kerry stop grabbing his ass.

“I think Sen. Kerry has made it very clear in our joint appearances that he is happy to have me on the ticket,” Mr. Edwards told reporters. “He really doesn’t have to prove it by repeatedly grabbing my ass.”

At a campaign stop in Pennsylvania today, Mr. Edwards was in the middle of a speech when he emitted a high-pitched yelp, apparently in response to yet another unexpected display of affection from Sen. Kerry.

“Jesus, John,” a visibly annoyed Mr. Edwards said to Mr. Kerry, who merely stood behind him smiling mischievously.

In a sign that Mr. Kerry’s unwanted embraces may be taking their toll on the newly-minted vice-presidential candidate, Mr. Edwards departed from his prepared remarks, telling hs audience, “There are two Americas – one that gets to grab ass, and one that gets its ass grabbed.”

Intriguingly, a source confirmed that Mr. Kerry’s penchant for ass-grabbing was the principal reason Rep. Dick Gephardt (D-Missouri) did not make the Democratic ticket: “The whole idea of it grossed Dick out.”

Elsewhere, indicted former Enron CEO Ken Lay today announced that he would seek amnesty by applying for a position as an Iraqi insurgent.

And in Washington, Attorney General John Ashcroft told all Americans to be on the lookout for a terror suspect disguised as an obese man wearing glasses and a baseball cap, accompanied by a documentary film crew.

Dammit, we have to vote between him an Bush? WHY?!

[Titan]

I\'ve said this before, we\'re screwed either way. I\'m going for Bush because we need to finish what we started in Iraq. Besides, Bush has done most of what he\'s said. Kerry is just too.....gay.