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Offline JBean
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Don\'t drink the water....
« on: August 26, 2004, 06:19:58 AM »
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The Dave Matthews Band, a rock group so "green" it has its own flavor of Ben and Jerry\'s ice cream, could face $70,000 in fines after one of its tour bus drivers allegedly dumped a tankful of human waste on a Chicago River sightseeing boat earlier this month.

After a two-week investigation into an incident that prompted outrage from Chicago\'s mayor and snickering from late-night television hosts, Illinois Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan on Tuesday accused the band and driver Stefan A. Whol of illegally dumping foul-smelling muck into the river and creating a public nuisance.
   
About two-thirds of the passengers on the upper deck of Chicago\'s Little Lady were doused with a brownish-yellow liquid as the tour boat crossed under the Kinzie Street bridge during an Aug. 8 architectural sightseeing cruise.

Some of the passengers suffered nausea and vomiting after the waste cascaded into their eyes and mouths and soaked their hair and clothing. Five went to Northwestern Memorial Hospital for tests.

Witnesses told authorities the deluge of waste came from a long black tour bus crossing the grated bridge. At least one witness gave police an Oregon license plate number.


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Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time...
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[edit] woops.. just noticed this in current events... you can hit me with a paddle now
« Last Edit: August 26, 2004, 06:24:49 AM by JBean »
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2004, 06:27:37 AM »
Nice.
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Re: Don\'t drink the water....
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2004, 06:32:30 AM »
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Originally posted by JBean

[edit] woops.. just noticed this in current events... you can hit me with a paddle now


Can I stick it to you as well?
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2004, 09:42:24 AM »
This is the big news of the moment here... pretty funny.
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2004, 09:54:44 AM »
This topic was interesting when I POSTED IT.
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2004, 11:11:06 AM »
This is the most interesting thing Dave Matthews has ever been involved with....


!!!!!!!!!:::News Flash::::!!!!!!!!

It turns out that it wasn\'t human waste after all! They were just giving away free dave matthews cd\'s....

Badum ching!
« Last Edit: August 26, 2004, 11:15:32 AM by CHIZZY »
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2004, 11:26:49 AM »
DMB songs = feces?

I agree. :)
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2004, 07:43:13 PM »
Ummm...who reopened this and why?

Its already in CE...
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2004, 09:20:22 PM »
Yah, but when you think about it...

Why the **** was it posted in the CE forum, anyway?
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2004, 10:21:09 PM »
Ew... never liked DMB.

DMB = fecal matter, so true... so true.....
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