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Offline Mr. Kennedy
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« on: November 04, 2004, 10:41:15 AM »
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The juice boxes were part of a private shipment that wasn\'t destined for the United States food supply, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents said. The juice would be deadly if consumed.


Wow, could they not have a more ghetto juice drink, don\'t they at least have Hi-C?
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2004, 11:00:14 AM »
It wasn\'t destined for the US, but it was deadly juice... so who was it targeted at? Iran?

(yeah I didn\'t read the article ;))
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2004, 12:40:05 PM »
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It wasn\'t destined for the US, but it was deadly juice... so who was it targeted at? Iran?

(yeah I didn\'t read the article ;))


was sent to the US but not destined for store shelves
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2004, 12:46:20 PM »
Interesting. They got lucky they caught it when they did.
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2004, 01:21:19 PM »
i admit..since i\'m getting layed off this was supposed to be coming to my crib until i got a steady job..s**t now i gotta call my connect in columbia and tell them the bad news...:(....;)
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2004, 01:58:55 PM »
This is the catch...deadly juice, juice that\'s deadly, deadly juice..

WHY is gods name would they have deadly juice?

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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2004, 02:09:35 PM »
How hard is it to copy the whole article?

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Liquefied Heroin Discovered In Fruit Juice Boxes In Florida

POSTED: 2:27 am EST November 4, 2004
UPDATED: 1:44 pm EST November 4, 2004

MIAMI -- Nearly 100 fruit juice boxes containing liquid heroin were intercepted Wednesday in a shipment from Colombia, federal officials said.  

The juice boxes were part of a private shipment that wasn\'t destined for the United States food supply, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents said. The juice would be deadly if consumed.

The 6-ounce boxes, labeled "Hit Fruit Drink," contained a total of 38 kilograms, or about 84 pounds, of heroin worth $1.7 million.

Customs agents said the juice was initially bought from a grocery store in Colombia, then emptied and refilled with heroin. The shipment was relabeled and five pallets of boxes were shipped alongside pallets of legitimate juice boxes, the agents said.

The pallets were intercepted at an undisclosed location in Miami and federal agents are working to track the drug dealers responsible, customs agents said.

In 1990, a 25-year-old man died after drinking a cocaine-laced Colombian soft drink that was part of a drug smuggling scheme. It went awry when burglars broke into a warehouse, stole cases of the drink not knowing what they contained, and sold them to local grocers.

The FBI discovered at least 45 contaminated bottles of Pony Malta, some on store shelves.
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2004, 02:10:53 PM »
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How hard is it to copy the whole article?


How hard is it to click a link?
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2004, 02:28:56 PM »
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How hard is it to click a link?


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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2004, 03:01:36 PM »
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How hard is it to copy the whole article?


thanks cordweller. If it wasnt for people like u lazy asses like me would have to click on a link :D.

OMG thats not deadly juice, thats a juice box filled with heroin!!?!!!111!1!!!1

I thought it was juice gone bad or had some chemical in it.
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Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
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and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2004, 03:56:12 PM »
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My theory is:  if you want to summarize the article in one sentence and provide a link, that\'s cool.  However, if you don\'t even provide the most important point of the article (the juiceboxes contained heroin), then just providing a link is not enough.  Not to mention that when an article this short, copying the whole article is no hardship.
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2004, 06:09:12 PM »
You think it was misleading or something?
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2004, 06:09:31 PM »
I wonder if they check everything that comes through or if they had a tip.
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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2004, 01:18:06 AM »
Perhaps they were just thirsty.

BTW, thanks for Coredweller for helping the lazy. ;)
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