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Offline Cyrus
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« on: November 17, 2004, 01:56:40 PM »
Got a pretty new job here at my work with a postion that was created for me.

Need help coming up with a job title I hate they one the gave me.

I work under the director of IT I do helpdesk network trouble shooting crap like that.

Need A title any ideas right now im liking:

Technical Support Specialist.
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2004, 02:02:52 PM »
How about...


"Your company\'s computer guy"


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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2004, 02:13:04 PM »
technician sounds better than specialist.  Since "specialist" seems to denote an underlying crappy job.  Geez, maybe that\'s true for technician also.  Anyway, how about Helpdesk Technician or Desktop Technician?
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2004, 02:15:38 PM »
How about Monosodium Glutamate Ingestor?...

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technician sounds better than specialist. Since "specialist" seems to denote an underlying crappy job. Geez, maybe that\'s true for technician also. Anyway, how about Helpdesk Technician or Desktop Technician?
Technical support technician? That\'s sounds a bit redundant. That\'s like saying "The Department of Redundancy Department"...:eek:

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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2004, 02:27:55 PM »
IT Support Specialist?

and I\'m already bald and fat so there is no reason to say future in the job title....
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2004, 03:45:25 PM »
Technical Technician of technical tecnicianing technology

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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2004, 04:43:11 PM »
Director of IT support.

Everyone should be a director of something.
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2004, 04:46:17 PM »
"Corporate Bitch". No? :)
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2004, 04:47:18 PM »
Supervising Technician....no wait, Technical Supervisor of Sector 7G

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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2004, 04:47:32 PM »
Systems Support Technician.


That\'s my job title!
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2004, 06:44:32 PM »
Cyrus, what\'s the title they want to give you?

IT Support Staff was the title at the last place I worked...

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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2004, 07:10:58 PM »
IT Assistant

What a little bitch title......
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2004, 08:27:38 PM »
helpdesk technician is whta you are

but it\'s better than a bench tech like soully
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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2004, 11:44:36 PM »
Director of IT Technicianry

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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2004, 06:42:53 AM »
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helpdesk technician is whta you are

but it\'s better than a bench tech like soully


bascially......

We are a two guy department though so when hes gone I do everything. I also to network support and web design.
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