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Yeah, weed makes you smarter.
« on: December 05, 2004, 07:40:29 AM »
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=2&u=/ap/marijuana_stolen

CALLAWAY, Fla. - Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

   

"They\'re America\'s dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff\'s Office narcotics task force.


Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.


According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.


Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2004, 08:55:30 AM »
it probably wasn\'t the weed that makes them stupid as opposed to the free based coke.
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2004, 10:41:20 AM »
As aopposed to just being Floridians.. and from the panhandle at that

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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2004, 11:20:28 AM »
Weed does make you smarter by completely destroying your short-term memory, thus enhancing your long-term memory. Kind of like when you go blind and your hearing is enhanced to compensate for the loss :) *lies*


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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2004, 01:05:48 PM »
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Weed does make you smarter by completely destroying your short-term memory, thus enhancing your long-term memory. Kind of like when you go blind and your hearing is enhanced to compensate for the loss :) *lies*


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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2004, 01:09:12 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2004, 03:51:30 PM »
Really, EviscerationX?

Wow, maybe that means we should legalize it!
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2004, 04:12:19 PM »
Um...that had nothing to do with my post. Because my friend got stupid smoking weed, it should be legalized? I don\'t understand your point.

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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2004, 08:48:50 AM »
Wow... that really boggles the mind. Have you ever watched the TV shows about stupid criminals? OK, but have you ever watched them.... on WEED? :eek:
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2004, 09:52:15 AM »
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Wow... that really boggles the mind. Have you ever watched the TV shows about stupid criminals? OK, but have you ever watched them.... on WEED? :eek:


It wiould be quite humerous to watch :laughing:
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2004, 02:22:35 PM »
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Um...that had nothing to do with my post. Because my friend got stupid smoking weed, it should be legalized? I don\'t understand your point.



I think he meant because you said:

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:rolleyes: I am just guessing, BTW

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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2004, 02:59:58 PM »
That was a joke referencing X-Men. Nobody understood it :( *sigh*

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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2004, 03:11:46 PM »
I got the X-Men reference, I was just sounding off on the legalization crowd.

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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2004, 03:13:41 PM »
;) Gotcha :)

 

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