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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: December 14, 2004, 07:07:53 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4092345.stm


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The "lap pillow", shaped like the bottom half of a kneeling woman, is selling for about 9,429 yen ($90), the French news agency AFP reported.

"Single men find this soothing," said Mitsuo Takahashi of the manufacturer Trane KK.

He told AFP that the Hizamakura, or lap pillow, fulfilled a primal need.

"From the time people were kids, people have laid their heads on their mothers\' laps to get their ears cleaned," he said. "This is made to be quite close to the real thing."

But they are also reported to be proving popular as joke gifts at office parties.

So far the company has sold about 3,000 laps, Mr Takahashi said.

The Hizamakura is similar to a product, shaped like a man\'s torso with one sturdy arm, which has been on sale since last December.

That product, the Boyfriend\'s Arm Pillow, was made by Japanese company Kameo, and is being targeted at Japanese single women.

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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2004, 08:05:24 AM »
Brilliant. They got one shaped like a nice big boob? I prefer to lay on the boobies.

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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2004, 08:17:06 AM »
Do the legs open? ;)

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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2004, 08:17:55 AM »
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Do the legs open? ;)


There\'s a dick that\'ll pop yer eye out. ;)
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2004, 09:10:22 AM »
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There\'s a dick that\'ll pop yer eye out. ;)



That sounds like a occupational hazard for the likes of us ;)
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2004, 10:16:18 AM »
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"From the time people were kids, people have laid their heads on their mothers\' laps to get their ears cleaned," he said. "This is made to be quite close to the real thing."


Um......what? I really didn\'t understand that. My mom never cleaned my ears that way. She stuck a frickin q-tip in there or with water.
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2004, 02:55:28 PM »
Who thinks of this crap?

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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2004, 06:16:45 PM »
Obviously the Japanese.
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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2004, 06:30:10 PM »
The Japanese are cool, but damn...they are some weird-@ss b^tches :p

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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2004, 06:46:56 PM »
perfect!!!

I love japanese prodcts!
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2004, 07:21:23 PM »
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perfect!!!

I love japanese prodcts!


I bet he orders two. One for his dad and one for himself ;)
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2004, 01:02:18 PM »
the japanese come up witht e weirdest shizzle I swear.
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2004, 12:45:10 AM »
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There\'s a dick that\'ll pop yer eye out. ;)

Actually I think it would sell more that way... weird japanese people.
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