(To a womens rights group) "Me know what you lezzes want, that\'s why me give me pledge to lower taxes on strap-ons."
"Belong? Dat is a very sexist way to talk about deez bitches."
Ali: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to da Ivy East possey, innit? Come on - let\'s stab him!
Jezzy F: No no - wait! Me Mum yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brothers blue football socks even though they ain\'t colourfast.
Ali: A\'ight. But you tell dat slag, dat in da ghetto, washing non colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...
lol How could anyone not love Ali G?