My drummer (& one time roommate) woke up halfway in our hallway closet naked, lying in his own piss. He was so shitfaced, he got up to pee in the middle of the night, thought the closet was the loo, then passed out in it.
He also woke up naked on the stairs of his parent\'s house, 5 miles away from where we lived at the time. He never found his clothes, or his wallet, keys, etc. His car was at a bar on the west side of the city, 10 miles away....
