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Offline Luke
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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2005, 04:07:05 PM »
Good luck and congrats guy!
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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2005, 04:50:31 PM »
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I\'d rather have my kids around 25-28


You\'ll probably need to adopt an illegal to get one that old.
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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2005, 07:22:49 PM »
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there is something called....condom? :p
And there are other ways to finish too? :p:p


WTF is a condom?


I just wanna know one thing. Besides from the daddys, who else knows what it\'s like to ejaculate sperm inside of a woman?

oh yeah, it rules.

I\'ve only done it to 3 girls, but for one, I did it for 7 years, and the first one doesn\'t count, federally speaking.


I successfully had sex for over 12 years like that with 3 girls with no mistakes. All were on the pill. I\'ve only worn a condom 4 times in my life.  


oh yeah, it rules.
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« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2005, 10:16:40 PM »
Congrats Chizzmaster! :D
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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2005, 11:12:46 PM »
You could also call him Jizzmaster...

I use a condom just for safety\'s sake (the very tiny bit of semen that comes out when you first get an erection is enough to impregnate a chic), but I never splooge inside a girl. I pull it out before I have to and either splooge on her titays or let her have her way with the man-juice...like if she swallows or wants it on her face or something. It makes a big mess but I don\'t have to worry about pregnancy.

Sorry for the graphic visuals.
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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2005, 04:07:21 AM »
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You\'ll probably need to adopt an illegal to get one that old.



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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2005, 04:31:35 AM »
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WTF is a condom?


I just wanna know one thing. Besides from the daddys, who else knows what it\'s like to ejaculate sperm inside of a woman?

oh yeah, it rules.

I\'ve only done it to 3 girls, but for one, I did it for 7 years, and the first one doesn\'t count, federally speaking.


I successfully had sex for over 12 years like that with 3 girls with no mistakes. All were on the pill. I\'ve only worn a condom 4 times in my life.  


oh yeah, it rules.


Yes, they suck balls.  My GF gets the shot every 3 months so slapping the tight rubber chamber around my purple headed soldier is a thing of the past.  Thank God.. Penis to vagina is much better with no barrier in-between is the best :)
« Last Edit: May 12, 2005, 04:33:00 AM by MPTheory »
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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2005, 09:38:00 AM »
Yeah sex without a condom is da bomb. But man I am so scared of an std. I have never had one. And the thought of getting one scares me.

From know on my thing is if I don\'t have a condom I don\'t have sex. I know it is different when you have that long-time GF and you think she is fucking you only. Thats the easiest way to get burnt by a female if you ask me.

I am too scared. I did have unprotected sex with my long-time GF and she was on the pill. It does feel 100 times better but nothing is 100% especially when you don\'t want any kids or disease.

So if I don\'t have a condom now I don\'t have sex. I use flavored condoms if I want a girl to give me oral.
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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2005, 09:45:49 AM »
you make her give you oral with a rubber on??? that would fugging suck donkey nuts.  I\'m going to make the assumption that you never go down on your chica.  Come on man, you gotta lick it before you stick it.  my GF took a blood test... "knowing is beautiful" - Gayest line ive ever heard, but true.
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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2005, 11:29:07 AM »
you can still get aids from oral sex....
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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2005, 03:27:43 PM »
A blowjob with a condom.
Bet that sucks - no pun intended.
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« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2005, 03:32:53 PM »
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
WTF is a condom?


I just wanna know one thing. Besides from the daddys, who else knows what it\'s like to ejaculate sperm inside of a woman?

oh yeah, it rules.

I\'ve only done it to 3 girls, but for one, I did it for 7 years, and the first one doesn\'t count, federally speaking.


I successfully had sex for over 12 years like that with 3 girls with no mistakes. All were on the pill. I\'ve only worn a condom 4 times in my life.  


oh yeah, it rules.
you ommited the second sentence :p

and congrats......oh and good luck :D
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« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2005, 04:03:12 PM »
You cats must date some dirty little sluts to be scared of a blow job without the baggy on.
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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2005, 04:39:21 PM »
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A blowjob with a condom.
Bet that sucks - no pun intended.



LOL It all the same to me.  I have had blow with and without. Doesn\'t really  matter to me. Of course it\'s going to feel a little better without the condom.

  I am not saying I am a player or anything like that but I do have frequent casual sex. So I have to be safe.

My pops has always told me you know who your fucking but you never really know who she\'s fucking.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2005, 04:41:11 PM by QuDDus »
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« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2005, 06:23:03 PM »
Damn Quddus. Paranoid ass. Heh. I know what you mean though. Untill my current gf, ive never really freaked out too much about condoms and stds and shit. She was a virgin when we first started dating but oddly, im still a bit spooked. I dont know why.

Shes on the pill, but oddly enough, sometimes i think i give out quicker when i wear condoms (I have no idea). I remember the first time i did it w/o one. I was going too damn long. Weird shit.

I had something to say and then it just came out all messed up.

*shrugs*
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