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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2005, 11:58:44 AM »
Can\'t have kids yet. Gotta do more travelling around the world, buy more toys for me. Once I have kids , I gotta stay at the nest and protect the babies.
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« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2005, 12:05:11 PM »
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Can\'t have kids yet. Gotta do more travelling around the world, buy more toys for me. Once I have kids , I gotta stay at the nest and protect the babies.


Aren\'t you like 50 already:p
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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2005, 12:58:00 PM »
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Aren\'t you like 50 already:p


More importantly, how do you reproduce with such a tiny little cock?
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« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2005, 01:31:28 PM »
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More importantly, how do you reproduce with such a tiny little cock?


Big enough for your mother and ex-girlfriend.....at the same time. :D
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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2005, 03:48:24 PM »
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..... I gotta stay at the nest and protect the babies.


awww, you\'re my hero
:gfight: :gfight:

:) :D
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« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2005, 05:16:16 PM »
Congrats.  You\'re gonna be the talk of the town.
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« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2005, 05:34:31 PM »
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More importantly, how do you reproduce with such a tiny little cock?



and u know he has a tiny cock how?




were you two in the shower with racer? :eek:
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« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2005, 05:38:52 PM »
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and u know he has a tiny cock how?




were you two in the shower with racer? :eek:


Racer lost his virginity that day.
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« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2005, 06:24:04 PM »
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That\'s what I used to say when I was in my early 20\'s and now I\'m 31, I\'m still in no rush to have them.

I\'ll probably be ready in my late 30\'s


by 29, I\'ll be making enough money to support my little bombinos.  I cant\' wait to be a dad though.. I\'ll have even MORE of an excuse to stay home and play video games with the kids MUHAHA!
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« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2005, 03:31:03 AM »
Congratulations. If you need to make space you can always send your DVD collection over to my crib. I\'ll hold on to them until the litter turns 18.
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« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2005, 09:28:44 AM »
This topic has already been posted...

NOOB!

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...oh, congrats and good luck.
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« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2005, 07:52:02 AM »
Congrats LIC. Any plans on you and her getting married?
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