Heyy, I\'m going there too! I\'m going with my mum to see my sister who\'s been there in exchange for one of your prosperous young ones that our government has taken vile advantage of, mwah... eh...
No, really, I\'m going to be scouring the small section of land you know as California for some good parkour spots. We\'re gonna go to the Grand Canyon and Disneyworld and whatnot...
If I don\'t get killed during the trip, I\'m happy!