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« on: June 02, 2005, 09:05:12 AM »
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The few people that I have sent it to said that they were both really accurate about them. A couple said that they were "scary" accurate. What do you guys think?
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« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2005, 09:08:56 AM »
HOLY CRAP!

It said I\'m a Libra and there are 11 characters in my name...

SO ACCURATE!!!

HOW DOES IT DO THAT???
July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2005, 09:12:55 AM »
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Happy Birthday!
 You entered: 6/2/1975
You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Gemini.
Your Life path number is 3.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2442565.5.
The golden number for 1975 is 19.
The epact number for 1975 is 17.
The year 1975 was not a leap year.

As of 6/2/2005 12:11:17 PM CDT
You are 30 years old.
You are 360 months old.
You are 1,565 weeks old.
You are 10,958 days old.
You are 263,004 hours old.
You are 15,780,251 minutes old.
You are 946,815,077 seconds old.

There are 365 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 31 candles on it.

Those 31 candles produce 31 BTU\'s,
or 7,812 calories of heat (that\'s only 7.8120 food calories!) .
You can boil 3.54 US ounces of water with that many candles.  

Your birth tree is


Ash Tree, the Ambition
Uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with its fate, can be egoistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over heart, but takes partnership very serious.



There are 206 days till Christmas 2005!

The moon\'s phase on the day you were
born was in its last quarter.




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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2005, 09:15:19 AM »
Ash:BEATS ME :eek:

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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2005, 09:19:45 AM »
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Originally posted by Ashford
HOLY CRAP!

It said I\'m a Libra and there are 11 characters in my name...

SO ACCURATE!!!

HOW DOES IT DO THAT???

Click on the life path number douche.
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2005, 10:00:05 AM »
This is fucking dead-on

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A Inner Dream number of 8 means:
You dream of success in the business or political world, of power and control of large material endeavors. You crave authority and recognition of executive skills. Your secret self may have very strong desire to become an entrepreneur.


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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2005, 11:29:41 AM »
All these things are so vague, but I can\'t say it ain\'t wrong

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The characteristics of #11 are: High spiritual plane, intuitive, illumination, idealist, a dreamer.

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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2005, 12:32:17 PM »
That is pretty good.



I\'m power hungry and idealistic!
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2005, 01:04:20 PM »
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Anyway...the name analysis was pretty accurate, but some of that stuff was like...WTF? NO! Pretty cool though.

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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2005, 07:24:21 PM »
It seems to be somewhat accurate of me.  What got me the most is the fact that my name and my birthdate both gave me a number 9

A Inner Dream number of 5 means:
You dream of being totally free and unrestrained by responsibility. You see yourself conversing and mingling with the natives in many nations, living for adventure and life experiences. You imagine what you might accomplished.

haha, I have banged girls around the world... SO ACCURATE!

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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2005, 04:22:30 AM »
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You entered: 11/16/1985
You were born on a Saturday
under the astrological sign Scorpio.
Your Life path number is 5.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446385.5.
The golden number for 1985 is 10.
The epact number for 1985 is 8.
The year 1985 was not a leap year.

As of 6/3/2005 7:14:41 AM CDT
You are 19 years old.
You are 235 months old.
You are 1,020 weeks old.
You are 7,139 days old.
You are 171,343 hours old.
You are 10,280,594 minutes old.
You are 616,835,681 seconds old.

There are 166 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 20 candles on it.

Those 20 candles produce 20 BTU\'s,
or 5,040 calories of heat (that\'s only 5.0400 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.29 US ounces of water with that many candles.  

Your birth tree is


Chestnut Tree, the Honesty
Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.



There are 205 days till Christmas 2005!

The moon\'s phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent. ! [/B]


That\'s kinda me
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2005, 04:30:43 AM »
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Your number is: 8

The characteristics of #8 are: Practical endeavors, status oriented, power-seeking, high-material goals.

The expression or destiny for #8:
Your Expression is represented by the number 8. The 8 Expression is well-equipped in a managerial sense. You have outstanding organizational and administrative capabilities. You have the potential for considerable achievement in business or other powerful positions. You can expect to receive the financial and material rewards. You have the skill and abilities to establish or operate a business with great efficiency. You have good judgment when it comes to money and commercial matters, and you understand how to build and accumulate material wealth. Much of your success (or lack of it) may come due to your ability (or inability) to judge character. With the number 8 Expression, you exercise sound judgment in most of your affairs; you are realistic and practical in your approach to business matters.

The positive 8 Expression produces individuals that are very ambitious and goal-oriented. If the 8 energy is not in excess in your makeup, you will no doubt express these traits to some extent. No one has any more energy that a person with the 8 Expression who has a plan laid and is starting to work. No one has any more self-confidence, either. If you are expressing the positive qualities of 8, you are an outstanding manager because you can plan, initiate, and complete projects; you are very dependable and determined.

As it always happens, there can be too much of a good thing. If you have too much of the 8 energy in your makeup, you may express some of the negative attitudes. A negative 8 can be very rigid and stubborn. Ambition sometimes has a way of becoming over-ambition, and you may express an unreasonable impatience with the lack of progress. If your negative side is showing, you may be too exacting, both of yourself and of others. Sometimes this can even becomes a case of intolerance.

The number 8 is very materialistic and also very desirous of status and power. Neither of these drives are inherently negative unless they are taken to an extreme. You must avoid the tendency to strain after money, material matters, status, or power, to the detriment of the other important factors in your life.

Your Soul Urge number is: 3

A Soul Urge number of 3 means:
With the Soul Urge number 3 your desire in life is personal expression, and generally enjoying life to its fullest. You want to participate in an active social life and enjoy a large circle of friends. You want to be in the limelight, expressing your artistic or intellectual talents. Word skills may be your thing; speaking, writing, acting, singing. In a positive sense, the 3 energy is friendly, outgoing and always very social.

You have a decidedly upbeat attitude that is rarely discouraged; a good mental and emotional balance.

The 3 Soul Urge gives intuitive insight, thus, very high creative and inspirational tendencies. The truly outstanding trait shown by the 3 Soul Urge is that of self-expression, regardless of the field of endeavor.

On the negative side, you may at times become too easygoing and too optimistic, tending to scatter forces and accomplish very little. Often, the excessive 3 energy produces non-stop talkers. Everyone has faults, but the 3 soul urge doesn\'t appreciate having these pointed out.

Your Inner Dream number is: 5

A Inner Dream number of 5 means:
You dream of being totally free and unrestrained by responsibility. You see yourself conversing and mingling with the natives in many nations, living for adventure and life experiences. You imagine what you might accomplished.


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ou entered: 11/1/1973
You were born on a Thursday
under the astrological sign Scorpio.
Your Life path number is 5.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2441987.5.
The golden number for 1973 is 17.
The epact number for 1973 is 25.
The year 1973 was not a leap year.

As of 6/3/2005 7:28:36 AM CDT
You are 31 years old.
You are 379 months old.
You are 1,648 weeks old.
You are 11,537 days old.
You are 276,895 hours old.
You are 16,613,728 minutes old.
You are 996,823,716 seconds old.

There are 151 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 32 candles on it.

Those 32 candles produce 32 BTU\'s,
or 8,064 calories of heat (that\'s only 8.0640 food Calories!) .
You can boil 3.66 US ounces of water with that many candles.  

Your birth tree is


Walnut Tree, the Passion
Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.



There are 205 days till Christmas 2005!

The moon\'s phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.


Woah, look at that!!!



205 days till Christmas
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2005, 07:55:15 AM »
Name thing was way off.

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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2005, 08:44:09 AM »
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Originally posted by Black Samurai
Click on the life path number douche.


What\'s your problem?

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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 

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