Unic tries to sodomize flock of sheep. They all commit suicide.

[GmanJoe]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161949,00.html

You dirty bastard.

ISTANBUL, Turkey — First one sheep jumped to its death.

Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported.

In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, the Aksam newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned, Aksam reported.

"There\'s nothing we can do. They\'re all wasted," Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of 26 families whose sheep were grazing together in the herd, was quoted as saying by Aksam.

The estimated loss to families in the town of Gevas (search), located in Van province (search) in eastern Turkey, tops $100,000, a significant amount of money in a country where average GDP (search) per head is around $2,700.

"Every family had an average of 20 sheep," Aksam quoted another villager, Abdullah Hazar as saying. "But now only a few families have sheep left. It\'s going to be hard for us."

[Kurt Angle]

Is that what they call a woolley jumper?

Wow, thats really baaa-aaa-aaa-aaad.

This could have serious "ram" ifacations.

*Wool ewe cut it out Kurt*

Ok that\'s enough of that, I have "fleeced" this story for all its worth.
 

Since we\'re on a ps2 board.....


REMINDS ME OF XBOX FAGG0TS LOL

[MPTheory]

I just HEARD this story on my way home tonight.

The families that owned the now dead sheep are writing a book about the story.  The book will be entitled "One Sheep Two Sheep, Red Sheep, Dead Sheep.

[Titan]

So, why did they jump?

Originally posted by Titan
So, why did they jump?

Guess one of them thought it would be a good idea, then the rest followed.

Kinda funny actually.