Torrence Gretson: SAY GRETSON THAT\'S RATHER LIVID, BROUGHT ME TO TEARS IT DID
Geoffrey Gretson: YOU DONT SAY?? TEARS???
Torrence: NO, I WAS JOKING. IT WAS A FUCKING BABY
Geoffrey: GOOD GOD GRETSON YOU PASS THEM LIKE THEY\'RE NOTHING! *punt*
Torrence: I SAY GRETSON IS THIS THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE?
Geoffrey: RATHER, WOT. IT\'S RATHER NICE.
Torrence: NICE MY TROUSERS, LOOK AT THOSE WARP ENGINES WILL YOU GRETSON?
Geoffrey: I SAY, THOSE ARE TOP HOLE, CHAP
Torrence: BOLLOCKS GRETSON, I SAY THEY RATHER LOOK LIKE GIANT PHALLUSES
Geoffrey: PHALLUSES YOU SAY OLD BEAN? WHY I\'LL BE A COCKNEY\'S BAD TOOTH
Torrence: GRETSON YOU DO HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS. NO WONDER YOU\'RE FUCKING JEWISH
Geoffrey: HA HA I SAY
Hans: Welcome to Adolf\'s House of Jewburgers. Can I take your order?
Paul: I\'d like a number 7, the Auschwitz BLT, with special sauce and gold fillings
Hans: That will be a number 7. Would you like Arbeit Macht Fries with that?
Paul: Jawohl. And a coke or something.
Admiral Ramrod: oh yeah bitch, swallow my Pearl Harbor, that\'s right. Ohh yeah
Mindy McGerman: Oy, you are so large and strong, herr Amerikan *gags*
Announcer: HELP THE WAR EFFORT. BUY WAR BONDS.
Announcer: If you don\'t... *picture of Hitler ass-raping Statue of liberty*
Torrence: GRETSON WOT LET ME TRY TRY
Geoffrey: WOT THE FIRE THING??
Torrence: RIGHT, DO IT NOW! RIGHT! *fart* DEAR JESUS AM I ON FIRE YET? I FLOATED AN AIR BISCUIT, DAMNED THE DENNY\'S I HEARD 50 CENT WORKS THERE
Geoffrey: I SAY ARE YOU STARTING A NEW JOKE?
Torrence: MAKING DISCUSSION REALLY
Geoffrey: GRETSON, I FEEL AS A WHORE DOES
Torrence: HOW IS THAT GRETSON
Geoffrey: DEAD AND 12 YEARS OLD
Torrence: LOOK! I\'M A DAMNED BABY DISPENSER! LIKE PEZ EXCEPT ITS ALIVE!
Geoffrey: NOW GRETSON HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS NEWEST STAR WARS FILM?
Torrence: I HAVE GRETSON
Geoffrey: IT TURNS OUT THAT PADME INDEED DIES
Torrence: THE TEENAGE QUEEN?
Geoffrey: RIGHT
Torrence: GOD DAMN GRETSON WHAT IS IT?
Geoffrey: THAT LUCAS FELLOW
Torrence: YES, CONTINUE
Geoffrey: WELL IF HE\'S NOT FRENCHING HIS SISTER HE\'S SNATCHING INFANTS RIGHT OUT THE WOMB OF THE DESCEASED HELLO! ME THINKS I CAN START AN ENTIRE LABOR FORCE!
Torrence: I\'LL GET THE YARN!
Geoffrey: I\'LL CALL CHINA!
Torrence: DEAR ME GRETSON I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND ME WILLIE IS SORE
Geoffrey: THAT\'S BECAUSE IT WAS A PUMPKIN, NOT HILLARY CLINTON
Torrence: YOU DON\'T SAY GRETSON. IS THAT WHY THEY ALL LOOK ASIAN?
Geoffrey: NO I BELIEVE THAT WAS THE DOING OF PAPA SMURF OLD CHAP
Torrence: I HAD INTERCOURSE WITH PAPA SMURF GRETSON?
Geoffrey: HAVE YOU WONDERED WHY I FEED YOU LAXATIVES?
Torrence: WHY NO GRETSON, I THOUGHT IT WAS BIRTH CONTROL
Geoffrey: IN A ROUNDABOUT WAY IT MAY BE
SAkira Yamaoka: I SHALL DIE A KAMIKAZE *camera pans out to show Miyamoto flying towards the USS Yorktown, piloting Bowser\'s Flying Clown-Face Teacup*
Sulu: AHAHA captain-san I am making much prepare for your coffeeiu!!! It is very percolating! MAKE HASTE FOR MANY COFFEE YES COFFEE IS VERY READY WITH MUCH SUGAR GOOD MILK (breast) READY FOR CAPTAION-SAN....... *bows dramatically, porn falls out of pocket* what I tell you ! porn during work WHAT! *tear drop appears overhead*
Fluffy bear: *sweat bubbles*
Sulu........... i\'m sorry........... hahahaha! *giant moistened tentacles appear from behind* I SEX!!!!
Ponies: WE\'RE SOOOOO GOING TO FUCK OVER THIS CAKE AND COOKIES, FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM, POOP ON THE SCONES GOD DAMMIT!
Samuel L. Jackson: When muthafuckas named me Jedi, they said to make a lightsaber. Well bitch I ain\'t about makin no god damn thing and callin it by a pussy ass name like lightsaber *pulls his out* This here\'s my Badass Supafly Royal Purple Muthafuckin Jedi Cut-Yo-Ass Bitchsticka Deluxe. It all decked out in gold an shit. I call it Charlene, muthafucka, and I done cut a hundred bitches wid it. See I be datin them....... then I be kill them. That\'s how the Jackson is, bitch. I date you then I kill you. Like Tyson. *makes gang signs*
Canada: Did you know we have a government too??
Canadian: *looks at the sun* ...i wonder if there\'s beer on the sun.....
Texan: *humping an infant* ....I wonder if there\'s infants on the sun...
New Yorker: I fucking hate infants and I fucking hate the sun *kills a small boy*
Shaneequah: *looks at the sun* shit muthafucka I wonder if dat where Raqueef be hidin
Raqueef: aww hell nigga I tried to hit that but I fell in, found some tacos and a can of aqua net. Hell, I aint neva seen so many bottles of mayonaise in my life, like lookin in to a grocery store for jabba the hutt took me 3 days to get out of that vagina, I said god damn
Shaneequah: GET BACK IN MY UTERUS RAQUEEF, I NEED AN INTERNAL MASSAGE
Raqueef: *uses a band aid to hang himself* WHY THIS SHIT DONT WORK!!! what I wouldn\'t do for some fuckin rope!
Alabama: *crying* we\'ve been waiting so long
thank you Raqueef
*lynches Raqueef*
Raqueef: aww hell yeah! try to swallow me now woman! *dies* fuck yeah!
Geoffrey: GRETSON, I SO DO LOVE "ROOTS!"
Discovery Channel Narrator: And over here we have the common Mexican. Though they resemble humans, Mexicans are smaller and can\'t speak properly. They live in hives and mate communally. They subsist on a diet of pork rinds and Corona beer. They are industrious and skilled at construction, as well as roofing and landscaping. They mate frequently, not unlike cockroaches. They also smell like ass. It is all scientifically proven. Especially that they smell like ass.
Dr. Philip N. Sauerbrun, Director of Mexicology at the University of Maryland: Our scientists spent twelve years and millions of dollars in the pursuit of studious research, and the conclusion we have arrived at is that the Mexican emits an odor that very closely resembles that of the human anus.
Mexican: Hey main that gringo pay me twenny dollar to drink beer in a room
Discovery Channel Narrator: Did you know that Mexico is a real country with real Mexicans? There are over 100 million Mexicans in Mexico. Their presidente is Vicente Fox, and the official currency is Texas State scratch lottery tickets. Here in America, people entertain themselves in many ways, such as watching television or attending a live concert, but these are not the ways of Mexico. Mexicans amuse themselves by creating tons of offspring and cutting each other with knives. Mexicans are very short, which is a result of evolving to pick fruit and lay tile more efficiently.
Samuel L. Jackson: Oh shit muthafucka that white bitch Anakin be after mah ass again, i gots to split like Aniston and Pitt. That shit rhymes, muthfucka. WINDU OUT
