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Offline videoholic

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« on: August 03, 2005, 04:00:05 AM »
Any of you planning on seeing the movie?  Looks like it could get old real quick, but who knows.  People are saying it\'s revolting, but funny as hell.

THere is a website that has a lot of versions of the joke on it and damn it can get real obscene.

If you don\'t know the premise, here it is in a nut shell.

It\'s an old joke told by comedians where the front and last lines are always the same.  The middle changes with each telling and the object is to make it more revolting than the other guys.

It starts off like this:

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A family walks into a talent agency. It\'s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don\'t represent family acts. They\'re a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I\'ll take a look."




(YOUR PART GOES HERE.)


For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That\'s a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2005, 09:02:39 AM »
Seems weird, but the reviews look decent:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/aristocrats/

As for the joke.. ummmm how bout they are a Korean family and they eat the dog?

\"i thought america alreay had been in the usa??? i know it was in australia and stuff.\"
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2005, 09:28:39 AM »
I\'d link to some examples, but I don\'t want anyone coming down on me for tainting the kiddies.

Do a search for aristocrats joke and there is a site that has a ton of them.

They will blow you away with how foul they are.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2005, 10:08:37 AM »
Some people are saying its hilarious... Some people are saying its the worst crap ever made.

I probably wont bother to see it.
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2005, 10:47:47 AM »
yawn...
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2005, 03:50:17 PM »
I\'ve just read some of those stories, they\'re not so digusting. Just random vomit/oral sex/fisting/incest stuff. The best comedy lies in how well the story is written, rather than just the explicit scenes being described. I can think of things far more disgusting.

If I have time I\'ll try and think of something gross to write later tonight after I get home from work.
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2005, 07:56:35 PM »
vulgar? yes.  Offensive? yes.  Funny? no.
Wrong. There are two other people who can.
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2005, 02:22:20 PM »
Yea I found like the first one made me smile, but it\'s pretty stupid.

I might, however, be interested to see how professional comedians handled the line to make something, I would assume, that was actually funny.

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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2006, 05:15:13 AM »
I watched the movie a week or so ago.  Yawn..

I mean it\'s an interesting joke and some people do it well, but I thought the movie went long.

This is one version that was pretty cool.

EDIT:  Nevermind.  I had to delete the link cause there was a banner at the bottom of the video to a dirty site.  Not really sure why we care any more since most of us are old now.  God how time flies.  

So I will leave you with this.

South Park Aristocrats
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
 kopking: \"i really think that i how that guy os on he weekend\"
TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
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