Redundant, old, and tired. Still funny.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10265078

I like the ad.

I think it\'s pointless, but it\'s at least funny.

Your daddy kills babies.

-Dan

Yeah? Well, my dad could beat your dad up!

Tucker Carlson has kids???

Someone had sex with him???

He may be referring to the sperm he donated to 4 lesbian couples.

PETA is about 2 years away from becoming just another \'earth first\' group, and another 2-3 years away from becoming a terrorist organization.  Some of the stuff they do now falls pretty close under the much broader definintions created in the last few years in the US.

The worst part?

FRIEDRICH:  Tucker, kids like it.

(justifying the comic)

There\'s lots of things kids would like that we don\'t let them do/have.  It\'s up to the parents to decide such things for their children, NOT PETA.

[GmanJoe]

As a kid, I loved fishing and hunting. I\'d shoot a PETA member if it was legal (or hunting season).

If that would prompt a rival organization to PETA called "PETP" that\'d kick their ass.. I\'d say go for it Joe.

[CHIZZY]

I\'m lobbying for GTA:PETA wars.... Where you get to decimate throngs of protesting idiots, and deliver bunnies to medical testing labs.

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by Blade
If that would prompt a rival organization to PETA called "PETP" that\'d kick their ass.. I\'d say go for it Joe.

The term "shanghai" means kidnap. Sailors used to get shanghai\'d people on board so they could eat "long pork" (fancy sailing word for human flesh). This was back in the 1800\'s though. Their most common way of kidnapping was leaving barrels of fermeldihyde (sp?) in certain areas of the city. Anyone who drinks it will die...but not rot, rightaway.

Perhaps if I roll a barrel of that shit at the PETA headquarters in Virginia.....hmmm.....

Better yet, pretend to be the Poland Spring guy and replace their water cooler.

[Living-In-Clip]

I love it!
I want a billboard of it!

Originally posted by GmanJoe
The term "shanghai" means kidnap. Sailors used to get shanghai\'d people on board so they could eat "long pork" (fancy sailing word for human flesh). This was back in the 1800\'s though. Their most common way of kidnapping was leaving barrels of fermeldihyde (sp?) in certain areas of the city. Anyone who drinks it will die...but not rot, rightaway.

Perhaps if I roll a barrel of that shit at the PETA headquarters in Virginia.....hmmm.....

Where did you get that meaning for the word shanghai?  The first part is correct, but they didn\'t grab people to eat them, they grabbed them to replace crewmembers when they were in port.  When the victims awoke they were already far out at see and couldn\'t do jack.  The relationship of the word is very close to the actions of what press gangs did as well.  Sending sailors into pubs and getting people smashed and dragging them back to the ship - ie. pressing (forcing) them into service - the British Navy was notorious for doing things like this.

Originally posted by GigaShadow
Where did you get that meaning for the word shanghai?  The first part is correct, but they didn\'t grab people to eat them, they grabbed them to replace crewmembers when they were in port.  When the victims awoke they were already far out at see and couldn\'t do jack.  The relationship of the word is very close to the actions of what press gangs did as well.  Sending sailors into pubs and getting people smashed and dragging them back to the ship - ie. pressing (forcing) them into service - the British Navy was notorious for doing things like this.

lol I heard of that before and I think it\'s hilarious.  pretty much the meaning of the word pwnd.  Of course it wouldn\'t be funny if it happened to me. ;>