Another thread for LIC to lock! Man blind dates his mommy!

[GmanJoe]

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

I bet his face looked worse than the tumor faced 14 year old. LIC, you suck. I was hoping Evis would rape me. But...no. You had to do it.

More from Weekly World News
 
MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE\'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005




By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she\'d said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn\'t know what to say. All I could think was, \'Oh my God! it\'s Mama!\' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o\'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven\'t stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don\'t see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I\'d never seen before. I\'m grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she\'d scanned from a men\'s magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I\'d be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that\'s about as wrong as I\'ve ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole\'s husband of 27 years -- wasn\'t too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

[Titan]

Holy crap is that funny. Which goes to show you, never date on the internet.

I call bullshit.

In six months they never went "where do you live?" "hey my mom lives there"

(And they say romance is dead.)


-Dan

[videoholic]

well if mom gave a fake pic, she could have certainly given a vague location.  Not like you\'d give someone you met on the internet your home address.

No, but still... how about work, interests, age, town they live in etc.?

Seems a bit fishy. But funny. In a gross kind of way.

EDIT: His mom is a slut. She\'s been married for 27 years and yet she\'s meeting other men IRL?

[Paul2]

If the story is true, then this will be quite hilariouis and also creepy in a way.

[Cerberus]

can you just imagine it happening to you?

You find some tart online, talk to her all dirty, tell her what you want to do to her, what furniture you want to bend her backwards over, what you want to stick where and all that, only to find it\'s your mum, or even your sister.

[Living-In-Clip]

Could care less about this. Go ahead and make fun. Just didn\'t see the humor in the tumor and the kid. Call it the parent in me or maybe I\'m just an anal bastard.

[§ôµÏG®ïñD]

Originally posted by Samwise


EDIT: His mom is a slut. She\'s been married for 27 years and yet she\'s meeting other men IRL?

yep, thats what i\'m thinking too. I was reading through it, just thinking maybe she\'s not with anyone. Then bAM u see she\'s been trying to dick around behind her husbands back.  I would\'ve thrown that slut to the curb.     yo!

[Titan]

Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Could care less about this. Go ahead and make fun. Just didn\'t see the humor in the tumor and the kid. Call it the parent in me or maybe I\'m just an anal bastard.

Since the boards opened, we knew you were an anal bastard. Twice as noticeable when you became a mod